I was driving and when I read this license plate first off I wanted to RAM this bimbo because I hate people that train but I apprecaited her "ooc announcement". So, I quickly grabbed my camera and took a picture of it.
- Welcome to Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous.
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#42
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Muccrot you're a dead man!
January 27, 2004, 02:56:55 PM
/d !
#43
General Topics / RIP Hooksey
January 20, 2004, 05:49:51 AM
My thoughts are with those of you who are mourning the loss of Hooksey.
/hugs.
/hugs.
#45
General Topics / *sighs*
January 17, 2004, 03:06:48 PM
/rant on
There's literally 1/2 inch of ice covering the streets, driveways and cars because of the storm last night >< I really need to move. This is fookin retarded.
/rant off
There's literally 1/2 inch of ice covering the streets, driveways and cars because of the storm last night >< I really need to move. This is fookin retarded.
/rant off
#46
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Someone must die!
January 15, 2004, 08:58:28 PM
A friend stumbled across this and send it to me -- not knowing I had seen it last spring...
Death to Krakur!!!
Rivervale Invasion
Death to Krakur!!!
Rivervale Invasion
#47
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / New Wines
January 15, 2004, 07:34:40 AM
I would SO get drunk on #7 -- too bad I hate the driver of #7 and OMG going to a university in Bristol would be HEAVEN.
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante!
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante!
#48
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / ozwords
January 15, 2004, 05:30:45 AM
Got this from a friend on a message board I belong to =)
The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.
Some of the commended were:
billabonk: to make love by a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he can handle himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
podgie: a pregnant widgie.
shagman: a male roaming the country in search of sexual activity.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
yabba: the hitherto secret language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.
Some of the commended were:
billabonk: to make love by a waterhole
bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he can handle himself in the scrub.
crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
fair drinkum: good quality wine.
flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.
mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
podgie: a pregnant widgie.
shagman: a male roaming the country in search of sexual activity.
shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.
yabba: the hitherto secret language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
#49
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Summertime
January 15, 2004, 05:08:43 AM
Being summer and all and I bet the sunbathers are getting out to the beaches....apparently these pussies didn't feel like going to the nudie beach. :p
#51
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / American Greetings
January 07, 2004, 04:42:42 PM
Ok everyone knows the online e-cards you can send to someone right? Well....
LOL
Now - who is gonna be the first in the guild to use it?? /wink
Thinking I'll send mine to Karlah???
LOL
Now - who is gonna be the first in the guild to use it?? /wink
Thinking I'll send mine to Karlah???
#52
General Topics / Air Raid!
January 05, 2004, 08:49:18 PM
mmm....Dazed & Confused on Comedy Central...mmm
GOOD STUFF.
GOOD STUFF.
#53
General Topics / bcs lovin'
January 01, 2004, 06:42:41 PM
mmm...BCS...mmm...
GO BOILERMAKERS!!!!![/size]
QB is pretty good but does no good for us sitting in the locker room getting x-rays already >< Stats are pretty close - good receivers - one less conf loss - defense vs. defense?? should be a good game and damn Dawgs just scored again..... :mad: Is it too early to have a drink?
GO TROJANS!!!![/size]
Not only is it fun to cheer for "trojans" but I really hate Michigan. USC seems to have decent special teams and a good QB but Wolverines offense really pisses me off. Hopefully coming off a really long streak of wins for the season will keep the momentum going for USC.
GO BOILERMAKERS!!!!![/size]
QB is pretty good but does no good for us sitting in the locker room getting x-rays already >< Stats are pretty close - good receivers - one less conf loss - defense vs. defense?? should be a good game and damn Dawgs just scored again..... :mad: Is it too early to have a drink?
GO TROJANS!!!![/size]
Not only is it fun to cheer for "trojans" but I really hate Michigan. USC seems to have decent special teams and a good QB but Wolverines offense really pisses me off. Hopefully coming off a really long streak of wins for the season will keep the momentum going for USC.
#54
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / During Downtime
December 30, 2003, 04:00:04 AM
Sumthin to do when there's nuthin to do.
Games:
Fling the Cow -- The farmer's comments are hilarious.
Snowball Fight -- I kick arse at this game! /flex!
Catch the Baby -- I know, I know, I shouldn't laugh but.....LOL.
Space Penguin -- See, physics taught me sumthin!
Jeep Racin -- Love off-roadin!
Fireworks -- My finger got sore clicking so fast trying to light up the whole screen with no black! lol
and...the ultimate time-sink:
Pearl Game -- I have spent SOOOO many hours on this damn thing and I HATE that guy! ><
Movies:
Flyin Kitty -- oh, so mean! LOL
Job Interview -- You'de be surprised at some of the things I've seen put on resumes when I've hired employees. LOL
Super Milk! -- There IS no utter!
The End
Games:
Fling the Cow -- The farmer's comments are hilarious.
Snowball Fight -- I kick arse at this game! /flex!
Catch the Baby -- I know, I know, I shouldn't laugh but.....LOL.
Space Penguin -- See, physics taught me sumthin!
Jeep Racin -- Love off-roadin!
Fireworks -- My finger got sore clicking so fast trying to light up the whole screen with no black! lol
and...the ultimate time-sink:
Pearl Game -- I have spent SOOOO many hours on this damn thing and I HATE that guy! ><
Movies:
Flyin Kitty -- oh, so mean! LOL
Job Interview -- You'de be surprised at some of the things I've seen put on resumes when I've hired employees. LOL
Super Milk! -- There IS no utter!
The End
#55
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / hopefully they accept Visa
December 30, 2003, 02:46:14 AM
anyone know the company that makes these? I'd like to order 2 and put them on my visa.
#56
General Topics / Pretty sad when...
December 29, 2003, 10:12:28 PM
It's pretty sad when....
The UPS man comes over today. I answer the door and my dog nearly bites the guy's hand off. I lighly chastise my dog (gotta keep him not liking men - he's quite protective of me! :D ) and with a slight stern toned voice say "DODGER!". To which the UPS man replies "You dont have Gismo anymore?" LOL. I was quite surprised. See - Gismo is my mom's dog who makes twice as much noise as my dog and is at best 1/3 the size. However, Gismo was just coming in from outside and was not yet at the door but of course quickly came running to do his fair share of announcing the arrival of a 'stranger' at our house.
So - It's pretty sad when the UPS man apparently comes to your house enough to know your dog's name by heart.
The UPS man comes over today. I answer the door and my dog nearly bites the guy's hand off. I lighly chastise my dog (gotta keep him not liking men - he's quite protective of me! :D ) and with a slight stern toned voice say "DODGER!". To which the UPS man replies "You dont have Gismo anymore?" LOL. I was quite surprised. See - Gismo is my mom's dog who makes twice as much noise as my dog and is at best 1/3 the size. However, Gismo was just coming in from outside and was not yet at the door but of course quickly came running to do his fair share of announcing the arrival of a 'stranger' at our house.
So - It's pretty sad when the UPS man apparently comes to your house enough to know your dog's name by heart.
#57
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / wtf?
December 17, 2003, 01:49:08 PM
Ok, something is wrong when Loh has a better rack than I do :eek:
#58
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Christmas Mood
December 13, 2003, 03:15:55 PM
White Trash Christmas
I laughed so hard, I cried.
...and yes, turn up your speakers and get in the dancin' mood!
I laughed so hard, I cried.
...and yes, turn up your speakers and get in the dancin' mood!
#59
General Topics / hrm
December 08, 2003, 07:13:51 PM
Does anyone know where SS's are saved that are taken while playing in eqw instead of regular eq? And yes, I have checked my eq folder - especially the one which all other SS's are saved in.
#60
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Post your pics
December 08, 2003, 05:38:23 PM
Bored at work? Need some entertainment?
Post your funny pics below and get a laugh all day long!
Post your funny pics below and get a laugh all day long!