Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

ok Leiyah there is alliance.  Made a horde : Solea

Switch servers, Ax!

Ok....who's on and where??

Alleria : Leiyah

I did it.  There.  I agreed to try it.  I tried to refuse but there you have it.  LOL

Ah ok!  Thanks for info

Karlah....check your PMs!

X....if she doesn't see this and you do - please pass on the message =)

Ta!

HEY you!!!  Great to see you.

I hated letting Viv go to waste and when Ax wanted to come back and needed a toon...it seemed perfect!  I'm not around too much anymore so I don't really know if he is active or not anymore.  It's a pretty quiet game even when I do get a chance to log in.  Hope you're doing well though!  Have you caught the WOW bug?

Slams, I still get online EQ1 a few days per week in the evenings EST.  Shoot me a tell if we're on at the same time!

Can we send tells from EQ1 to EQ2?  If so...how do I?  Everything I've tried comes back rejected.  One person I know for a fact was online at the time. Grr!

How to know whether or not you are ready for kids

MESS TEST
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind
the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST
Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks).
Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try
to
walk to the bathroom or kitchen.
Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.

GROCERY STORE TEST
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you
as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or
damage.

DRESSING TEST
Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag
making sure that all the arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water.
Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to
insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while
pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the
floor.

NIGHT TEST
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of
sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m. begin to waltz and hum
with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for
10:00p.m.Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever
heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set
alarm for 5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years.
Look cheerful.

INGENUITY TEST
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it
into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an
attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil.
Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa
Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.

AUTOMOBILE TEST
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone
and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick
it into the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate
chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along
both
sides of the car. There, perfect.

PHYSICAL TEST (Women)
Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your
clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. And
try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won't be wearing
them
for a while.

PHYSICAL TEST (Men)
Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the
clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the
head office and arrange for your paycheque to be directly deposited to
the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the
last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT
Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they
can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and
child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasise to
them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy
this
experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

MUSIC TEST
On your expensive CD player and awesome speakers, play Britney Spears
and Steps over and over again, very loud. Dance to it while looking
happy. Take a good long look at your CD collection. You won't be
hearing
them for a long, long time.

In the car, play Postman Pat and Silly Songs Collection (for 3 - 6 year
olds, Early Learning Centre) tapes for four hours while driving down
the
M5. Whatever you do don't play what YOU want. Sing along to the music
in
a traffic jam.

When relaxing and playing your own CDs (rare), suddenly put on a cheapo
cassette player in the room playing Aqua's Barbie Girl. Turn off your
CD
and walk out of the room. Move on to Mess Test II.

MESS TEST II
After spending two hours cleaning the house, put rags and old shoes in
the hallway by the front door. Leave pieces of cloth on the stairs in a
pleasing random fashion. Pick them all up and put them in a wooden box.
Do the same thing everyday for ten years.

BOOK TEST
Spend at least fifty pounds on expensive picture books. Draw in them in
indelible pen and leave them in the garden. Make sure it's raining.
Smile and tut affectionately to your self.

QuoteI will move over to your server...but I will have to kill you. There is no way I am playing for the "good" guys.

LOL.  That's awesome.

QuoteLOL I'm starting to think that I took the easy way out by not having any pain killers....They don't do the humongous needle in the back unless it's requested or necessary for labors gone awry, right?

WOW.  Easy way?  hehe.  My sister just had her 4th...and last...at the beginning of October.  3cm to delivery in a 18 minute time period.  She ended up going natural simply because no time to get anyone in there.  She said had she had her first natural like she originally hoped for...it would have been her only.  LOL.  And yeah...at least here - pain killers or reducers are completely optional per mom's wishes.

...just UGH!  Shame on that tech guy.  Not only do they tell you to hold still but you get the "roll over and kiss your knees" thing and that's just a joke as well LOL.  I had an epi once and that needle is bigger than most Asian countries.  I'm glad it's all in the past for you =)

Now....give us more pics of your precious little one!  hehe

*hugs*

These pics are absolutely adoreable!!!

I'm glad to hear things are going well for you Karlah.  Hey....with the failed epi attempts...what did they do for your C/S?  General or were they finally able to get a spinal in?  Hearing about the anesthia tech's "failed attempts" at an epi just make me cringe for you.

YAY!!!  Grats you two.  Bring on those pics!  We're excited to see them.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Myth...you're SICKO!  lol

Too funny man.