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General Discussion => Screenshots and Other Funny Things => Topic started by: Sigarnak on February 03, 2004, 04:37:39 AM

Title: Battlewang!!!
Post by: Sigarnak on February 03, 2004, 04:37:39 AM
OMG YOU GUYS HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT..... IT IS AWESOME! MY COCK (rooster) IS 4-2-0 SO FAR!

Look out for 'Samson' hehehe



Enjoy Guys!
Sig:D
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Post by: Leiyah on February 03, 2004, 10:23:41 PM
Trying to register my cock but no return email yet ><
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Post by: Yampus on February 03, 2004, 10:41:55 PM
I have register my cock, named him Soulstar, and am waiting for confirmation e-mail.
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Post by: Soulstar on February 04, 2004, 05:58:08 AM
?!

My cock DONKEYTRON is currently tearing through the ranks.  And I'll be sure to destroy your cock, yamp.
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Post by: Yampus on February 04, 2004, 06:07:46 AM
My cock has been empowered by the Almighty cOcOnUt!! No one can beat my cock!
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 04, 2004, 08:13:10 AM
LOL Donkeytron is part of my posse! LMAO!
I am now in the Super Bantamweight division! :)

Lets show em how the 'COCKS' of KoF Own Em! lol
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Post by: Soulstar on February 04, 2004, 09:17:46 AM
Sig, join my posse too!

PS I bet against you in your fight vs 333.  He's gonna whip you ;)
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 04, 2004, 10:49:16 AM
LOL SOUL .....done bro!

Man i am cleaning up on corn i have about 30 upgrades! LOL

P.S.  Oh btw Soul...... should have bet on me :p  I WON!!  MY WANG RULES! LMAO
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Post by: Lourdos on February 04, 2004, 01:25:45 PM
I second that....Sigarnak's wang rules all. ;)
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Post by: Leiyah on February 04, 2004, 02:23:11 PM
GRRRR I wanna play with my cock and it's not letting me yet!  =(
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Post by: Soulstar on February 04, 2004, 10:18:46 PM
You wanna play with my cock in the meantime?  :p
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Post by: Leiyah on February 04, 2004, 11:09:57 PM
Maybe they just won't let me use the name I named it.  I think I"ll try a new cock.  My first one was named after Poo's last name.  Thanks for the offer Souls, but I want a newly unused cock.
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 04, 2004, 11:28:36 PM
LMAO You Know It Lourdy!

Soul, you kickin ass and takin names bro....keep it up! :)

Glad to see ya cock made it Leiyah .....LMAO.....weak as it is atm! :ROFL:

I Wont the Lightweight title belt BTW :)

Cheers and Keep on Flappin! LOL
Sig
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Post by: Leiyah on February 04, 2004, 11:37:44 PM
Ok after seeing the other names there is NO way mine was rejected!

And Siggy my cock is only weak atm because he's not been played with yet!
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Post by: Soulstar on February 04, 2004, 11:45:27 PM
Woot grats on the title sig!
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 04, 2004, 11:53:36 PM
Thanks Soul :)
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Post by: Leiyah on February 04, 2004, 11:58:46 PM
We have to wait an hour between each fight???  GAH!  I wanna play with my cock more than just once an hour!
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 12:21:39 AM
Yah fights run at the begining of each hour.  But i could spend the whole hour admiring other cocks and placing bets on them LOL

OMG did I actually say that?!:confused:
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 01:35:10 AM
QuoteBut i could spend the whole hour admiring other cocks
Oh, this is such a great thread!


p.s. Lourdy, you're in for the time of your life methinks!
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 01:41:06 AM
Have you checked out WangWear?  I'm liking that Battle Thong.
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Post by: Yampus on February 05, 2004, 01:52:46 AM
I am still unable to play with my cock :( This makes me very sad, especially when I see all of you happily playing with your cocks.
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 01:58:43 AM
Yamp make a new one -- my new one the email came right away -- I never received the email for the first one I made.  Join the fun mate!
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Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 02:14:15 AM
Leiyah join my posse, I'll join yours too.  Having a lot of people in your posse gives you a bonus to your attack power in fights.
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 02:36:06 AM
My cock has arrived
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Post by: Xtens on February 05, 2004, 02:45:23 AM
Beware my cock is born!! Aptly named Xtens and hes a litlun.  My got Sig yours is a biggun
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 02:58:24 AM
my cock is also small.  named fizzgig fluffyfoot.  Sig's cock picked me up :)
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Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 03:14:55 AM
All of ya join DONKEYTRON's posse, I'll join yours too.  I'm sticking in the strawweight division for now but I'll soon move up to another division.
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 03:20:07 AM
Can you be in 2 posse's?  I'm in Siggys -- we all need to be in 1.

New guild name suggestions...

Keepers of Cock?
Cocks of Fortitude?
Title: Battlewang!!!
Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 04:00:00 AM
you can be in as many posses as you want.  Acutally its common practice to join as many posse's as you can, and that will encourage other people to join your posse.
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 04:09:16 AM
I next battle xtens
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Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 04:12:56 AM
My money's on fizz, cuz I got almost 4:1 odds.  No offense X :D
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 04:29:57 AM
douv is wackmy

someone play with his cock
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 05:03:51 AM
woohoo I won..it's cause douv bet against me I'm sure lol
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 05:18:54 AM
I next battle wackmy (DOUV)
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Post by: Yampus on February 05, 2004, 05:56:42 AM
Ok, I recreated my cock and named him Yankmydoodle. I guess Soulstar was too tame a name for my cock :D
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 06:11:16 AM
ok my cock put on some weight.  Not enough to leave his division though due mainly to the fact that I handed x and douv their buts in a sling :)
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 07:30:24 AM
woohoo I bet on souls rooster and he won.../em kisses her 200 corn
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Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 08:05:34 AM
What's your atk/defense sig?  (it's listed on the info page)

mine is 1224.64 atk, 784.64 def
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 08:08:40 AM
LMAO Karlah loves her COCK!!!!

Douv whacks his!

Fizzgig's has fluffy feet?! LOL

Yampus is a 'Yanker'......

And Lieyah has a cock that is a pack leader?! (alpha)

Damn what have i started?!!!!

ROFLMAO I am glad you are all enjoying it........ I notice that Soul is addicted almost as bad as me! YOU GO BRO!

Laterz,
Sig!

Keep Those Peckers Swinging! :p ;) :D
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 11:00:51 AM
souls is on a winning streak.  I've been winning much corn betting on his cock beating abilities.  last round I got in at 15:1 hehehemwahahahaha
Title: Battlewang!!!
Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 11:07:17 AM
Hey Souls,
Stats as follows
Atk : 1849.5
Dfs : 1218.15

You kickin ass Soul....... keep that WANG up Bro :) :p ;)
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 11:44:02 AM
I bet on you Fiz so you better win -- I'm also fighting Xtens this round /flex!
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 12:17:30 PM
bad news on both fronts for leiy
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 12:28:10 PM
Yeah I noticed LOL but somehow I ended up winning a bunch of corn off that LOL /boggle!  How did I win 199 but I only bet 25?

I can't believe X's is stronger than mine!  

I can see it now, I'm going to be playing with my cock all day and I won't get a single thing done at work.  Ya'll gonna get me fired lol.
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 01:20:06 PM
LOL I have gotten half the office addicted to the "cock"  so I have an excuse when i play it at work!   LMAO:p
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Post by: darkocean on February 05, 2004, 04:30:35 PM
If anyone wishes to play with my cock his name is Shhytbrik.  Would love to track down some guildies =)
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 04:49:18 PM
lol sig you must have a million corn an hour comming in at this rate

Join my possie darn it leiy
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Post by: Soulstar on February 05, 2004, 05:20:03 PM
All the big cocks picked on me while i was sleeping :(
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 06:29:41 PM
Any one able to explain the betting deal a bit more to a noob cock like myself....I still don't get how I can bet 100 corn and gain 129.25 corn on a fight.  LOL

Hrm I didn't know you had a posse Fizz...lol...lemme find you and join it.
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 06:37:58 PM
HAHA Karlah @ your cock name!  I see that you beat X's cock. =)
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 05, 2004, 10:02:26 PM
everyone has a posse leiy.  And small increses are due to odds like .125:1 you want odds that look like 2:1 or better yet 26:1 hehe
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 10:54:22 PM
I'm in everyone's posse that I recognized their names....
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 11:09:44 PM
I swear i am buying the Boxers amd Cap and getting 'Samson' embroided on both! LMAO!
:D :D :D :p :p :p
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Post by: Leiyah on February 05, 2004, 11:18:02 PM
Siggy PM me your email addy purdy please
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 05, 2004, 11:32:24 PM
Done :)
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 06, 2004, 12:47:42 AM
Wooot! Thanks Leiyah for i am now the WANGMASTA!
Check out the new Avatar :):p ;) :D
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 06, 2004, 12:48:49 AM
Hmmmm now all i need to do is change my title on the boards to Tha Wangmasta ....and i am set! LOL
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Post by: Leiyah on February 06, 2004, 12:57:02 AM
Looks great!!
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 06, 2004, 01:20:32 AM
my wang is strong.  My cock is fat.  I make much corn on bets.
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Post by: Leiyah on February 06, 2004, 01:46:16 AM
SIGARNAK!  This is your fault!

My smoke alarm goes off....which reminds me.....I was supposed to take lightly-golden-soft-gooey-in-the-middle chocolate chip cookies out of the oven an hour and 17 minutes ago.  You got me playing with my cock so much that I forgot about the food in the kitchen.  My dog is pissed because of the loud smoke alarm, my brother is pissed because he wanted the cookies, my mom's dog is pissed because we're swinging the door open and shut to fan the smoke out and he thinks each time we swing it open he is going outside, my dad is pissed because of the smell, my mom is pissed because the middle cookie on the last row had red embers where it was about to burst in flames and having to open all these doors and windows so the smoke gets out of the house means we're "heating the outside" and I'm just sitting here playing with my cock.
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 06, 2004, 02:06:37 AM
MUHAHAHAHAHA   .......Tha WANGMASTA STRIKES AGAIN! :p
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 06, 2004, 02:38:15 AM
lol leiy that's AWFUL.  I was up till 3am playing with cocks
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Post by: Leiyah on February 06, 2004, 02:45:40 AM
lol I know!!!

I'm gonna have to buy my mom a new AirBake cookie sheet too because it's ruined now LOL
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 06, 2004, 03:03:27 AM
and now I have got my cousin playing with cocks

oh Long Dong Silver (with the spaces) and fezzik are both known to most of us.  reyburn's pretty obvious.  I've been collecting guild cocks for ages :)
Title: Battlewang!!!
Post by: Soulstar on February 06, 2004, 05:48:14 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Now approaching the ring: from the north pole, weighing in at 74.9999 pounds, the Battlewang Flyweight Champion of the Woooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrld: DONKEYTRON!
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Post by: Leiyah on February 06, 2004, 11:41:55 PM
I'm curious -- more inuendos in this thread or the "post your pussy" thread from last fall??
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 06, 2004, 11:49:08 PM
Wooot Gratz Souls!!!!
Been watching your success man ....... keep it up!!!
-Sig
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Post by: Lourdos on February 07, 2004, 04:53:41 AM
I need a cock damnit :mad:
I'm missing all the fun!
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Post by: Fekk on February 07, 2004, 05:35:52 AM
Cock fights, every hour on the hour. It's a dream come true. :)

Feel free to keep an eye out for Neville, a young up-and-comer.

Trained by the great Heinrich Von Hergenschlappershmitt (of Von Hergenschlappershmitt's Cock Nursery) Neville has shown much promise, although his starting record isn't all he hoped for. But with with careful handling, massage and vigourous exercise, Von Hergenschlappershmitt believes that, "Even the limpest cock contains within it the potention to grow into a weapon of mass destruction. '

Stay tuned for further updates...

"
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Post by: Lourdos on February 07, 2004, 06:06:56 AM
OK my cock lost its first fight- but I have hope!

My cock is SigsYummy in case you see me around :D

And btw Leiyah I would like a cc of all those emails you are sending to my man kthx. :p
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 07, 2004, 06:12:36 AM
My wang is STRONG my posse is LARGE

I bet on souls and he lost the belt....darn it
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Post by: Soulstar on February 07, 2004, 07:56:25 AM
I've moved on and I'm gonna win the super flyweight belt now :cool:
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 07, 2004, 11:18:08 AM
you should drop back to straw weight and win a couple of hundred matches  People with more wins generally triumph cause they have better gear
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Post by: Leiyah on February 07, 2004, 04:04:56 PM
QuoteMy cock is SigsYummy in case you see me around
HAHA.

Special-K --- I think your name just got tied as "who has the best cock name"

QuoteAnd btw Leiyah I would like a cc of all those emails you are sending to my man kthx
MUWAHAHAHA!  
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Post by: Soulstar on February 07, 2004, 05:22:41 PM
Winning matches doesn't get you better gear, you just need to make smart bets.
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 05:24:42 PM
Sig's is in my posse lol
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Post by: Lourdos on February 07, 2004, 05:25:52 PM
I'm a runnin outta corn....
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 05:29:40 PM
isnt a 4 to 1 ratio good lol or am i lost
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 05:31:04 PM
o my cocks name is FrozenMonkeyTundra
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Post by: Lourdos on February 07, 2004, 06:04:42 PM
Woo hoo I bet on Sig's cock and he won! Way to make money for me hunny!

My cock finally won a round I am so excited!
I just placed a bet on Radx's cock :cool:  it better come out on top momma needs a new pair of shoes!
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 06:07:37 PM
i hope so just boguht a few upgrades so mgiht help lol
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 06:58:40 PM
i won actually woot =p first win go me
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Post by: Radx on February 07, 2004, 08:01:46 PM
boooooweeep 2 in a row =p
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 08, 2004, 03:21:56 AM
I've got lots of wins and I've figured out who to bet on I won 15k corn on my last bet...which is cool :)
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Post by: Radx on February 08, 2004, 08:13:16 PM
im finally gettin the hang of it lol
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 10, 2004, 12:01:41 PM
<--current strawweight champion :)

I have strong wang
Title: My Wang's Name
Post by: Frostta on February 10, 2004, 01:41:13 PM
Hey all,
I named my Cock "SquirrelMaster" keeper of nuts.
Light Flyweight division. Cum challenge me if you dare.
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 10, 2004, 08:59:26 PM
Gratz Fizzy!!!
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Post by: Soulstar on February 10, 2004, 09:43:32 PM
Wow fizz, that's a tough division to win the title in, grats :D

I've now held a total of 5 titles :cool:
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 10, 2004, 10:45:15 PM
hehe I know souls generally you loosing a title indicates I've bet on you it's getting kinda freaky

speaking of betting 240k corn return on a 10k bet...woootage upgrade city
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Post by: Soulstar on February 11, 2004, 05:30:19 AM
man what happened to douv?  He became a heavyweight like overnight AND he beat sig!
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Post by: Yampus on February 11, 2004, 05:36:31 AM
I dont know what I'm doing wrong but I suck at this. I keep getting beat and I have like 7 corn to my name. I am shamed :(
Title: Samson
Post by: Douval on February 11, 2004, 05:49:11 AM
MMMWWWHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

 I beat Master Samson :)
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 11, 2004, 10:04:46 AM
LMAO guess you laffin on the other side of ya "Cock" now, Wacker!
ROFLMAO!

WANGMASTA OWNS JOO!

 ;) :D :p
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 11, 2004, 10:41:22 AM
people with more fights under their belt generally win.  This is my betting stratagy and it has me winning 200k from 4k bets so I'm sticking with it

douv got bored and had a large amount of corn so he upgraded
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Post by: Douval on February 11, 2004, 10:42:52 AM
Yes i thought i better let you win acouple so you didn't loose face to badly also it helps my odds :)

ooh my stats are

ATK:2778.07
DEF:1449.04
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 11, 2004, 11:14:31 AM
My Current Stats are
ATK: 2782.49
DFS: 1548.95


LOL and incase any of you were wondering...... the current Heavyweight Champoin(BIGCOCK) is my company's Accountant ROFLMAO!
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 11, 2004, 11:20:46 AM
would a swelled head joke be to much at this point?
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 11, 2004, 11:42:56 AM
LOL Woot lets hear it Fizzy!
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 11, 2004, 11:52:03 AM
wouldn't you have to have a really swelled head to say you had a BIGCOCK?
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Post by: Radx on February 13, 2004, 01:48:41 PM
i get post 100 on this thread woot :p .
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Post by: Radx on February 13, 2004, 05:01:17 PM
ok which one of you named your cock Trogdor The Burninator? LOL
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Post by: Laiynla on February 13, 2004, 05:55:39 PM
TROGDOOOOOOR!!!!

I want to get a little doggy and name it Trogdor the Burninator :D
Title: I AM THE GREATEST
Post by: Douval on February 15, 2004, 07:55:29 AM
I am Cruiserweight Champ

:cool:
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Post by: Sigarnak on February 15, 2004, 11:01:39 AM
LOL that was a short lived title Douv!
ROFLMAO!

be proud bro..... You Have Been SPANKED by THA WANGMASTA!
LOL
Title: The WANGMASTABAITER ??
Post by: Douval on February 15, 2004, 11:29:05 PM
I only wanted it to say i had it lol now on to the realy title Heavyweight you can't run from me now bud :P
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Post by: Lourdos on February 16, 2004, 03:14:53 PM
/pout

I wanna be spanked by the Wangmasta!

Douv is so lucky.
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Post by: Azil on February 16, 2004, 04:42:16 PM
come and Join my Possie < Cockmunch >
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Post by: Leiyah on February 16, 2004, 07:05:18 PM
QuoteI wanna be spanked by the Wangmasta!
Hrm....is someone's cock not doing his job?
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Post by: Lourdos on February 16, 2004, 10:39:35 PM
Watch it girl-
one should never question the Wangmasta and his abilities.

:D  <---- note the permagrin.
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Post by: Leiyah on February 16, 2004, 10:41:30 PM
HAHA.  Love you Lourdy!
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Post by: Azil on February 16, 2004, 11:00:34 PM
TIME TO CRUSH THE GUILDES in the RING of CoCKS
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Post by: Soulstar on February 17, 2004, 01:02:10 AM
I R Millionaire
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Post by: Fizzgig on February 17, 2004, 02:40:04 AM
L33T is me
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