Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

This is the usual drivel!  

Captains log, stardate 10.20.03.  We have encountered a klingon vessel.  We have tried wiping it with toilet paper but it has no effect.  Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a janitor.  


Welcome to the Fadanat Late show.  /applause!......


We will now take questions from the audience.

Audience member..  "Fadanat, I love you, you are so hot!"

Fadanat, "uh, uh, uh, Thank you sir, but did you have a question?"


Audience member,  "Yes if you had to eat a python snake or a fellow guild member to stay alive what would you eat??


Fadanat, "Well is the guild member a she?"


/audience applaudes,,,, hahahahahhaha


Ok tonights first guest is an avid Everquest player, and humanitarian,  please welcome, BIGEARS...


/Audience goes insane wiht applaus!!!!!!!!  /clap clap clap


Fadanat, "Please have a seat Bigears"

Bigears, " Thank you.."

Fadanat, "So let me work my way up to the juicy questions"

Audience, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh"

Fadanat, "So are those things real?  I mean they are HUGE!!!"

..........................This is a test of the emergency broadcast system,,,,............. Fadanat After Hours will be off the air for the next decade...................///BEEEEEEEEEEEEP



Fizzgig has bazoookaaaaaaaaaaas!!!   You lucky guy husband man whom I forget to mention....


Why is Tortilla pronounced Tortea?  You Hispanics better fix your words!!!

Oui!

absolutly not!!! I will not be the weenie roast mascot!


This concludes our broadcast day..........................


FaD


Disclaimer  Bigears has a RACK!, but I can't say it or I shall be sued.  Fizzgig has a RACK but I can't say it or I shall be sued.   I am drunk..  Wookie wookie wookie spend a day in the corn rows.  I shall attempt to eat that lizard who stole my virginity.  No views here are the views of anoyone other than FADANANT   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGG  peace be with you, the force is my ally and I shall pee on you stove.  Wicked be the players of chaos.  AND GOD BLESS THE CHILDREN!!!!

Pomagranites!!  Riddle of the ten clowns to those that spend too much time eating grapes.  Twelve wishes and I wished for a dozen donutes??  CRAP!!  More to come in a few I need to fly a kite....




no sig until it's done....


more.....  It is only here if it's not there.  Wee people of the universe spank the pampers.  Spitting on tuna fish is poison ivy.  Radical cats unite to become television art.  I don't know.


The work is still in progress... news at eleven


still no sig because it's not done......

Ok Your draft is set for Friday, August 29 at 6:05 am PDT. It begins in 11 days, 13 hours, and 38 minutes.  

We have 13 spots left in my 4th annual EQ Friends Fantasy Football league.  First come first serve.  If you want a spot email me at chudnall@iqmail.net and I will send you the link with the needed password to signup.  

The teams so far some you know if you have known me for a long time.

Caelis Thong
Sakaks Swiftails
Boars Bonesplinters
Fadanats Felons
Graowls Warders  
Team Burn V.2.01  
Valencia Hitmen


Graowl = Baragon
Team Burn = Swansontoo
Boars = Boaraxe
Valencia=Spookyone
The others are same as eq names.


FAD

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=EE37B1FB-2A28-4D7B-88C3-A1BF0B915C9B



FADDY:eek:

/wink, if your not a member than your nothing.

I saw Fizzgig last night running around the lighthouse in the nude.  She was trying to distract the npcs to get a free lizard.


FAD

more info when I get some.

Get your shaman spells yet?  I am up for GW camps, send me a tell.


FAD


I am always up for GW camps so anyone can send me a tell.

Ok this is on my guilds forum, now I have put the sig over here.  


FAD


looking,,,,,looking,,,,,,looking,,,,,,hmmmm can't find Fizzgig on the list, must be broken.

Thx Aridor, Ryver, and Axeroth for the Skyfire group today.  Really had some fun.   Thx to any others in this guild that were there also.


I have never died so fast as when that Guardian Wurm spawned on me.  Meditate, meditate, meediitaaate, meeeditatee,  boredom, meditate, BOOM! BLUR! 530! 530! 530! 530! LOADING....................


I am up for groups anytime, just send me a tell and I can even help with the ports.

FAD

Most users ever online was 25 on 02-06-2003 at 04:37 PM.


FAD


That's a forum stat not an EQ online stat.

I am very disturbed after what happend last night.  I couldn't sleep, I was upset, and I am sickened.  I am debating about leaving EQ, quiting my job, and moving somewhere undisclosed.  I am still researching my optioins.  This is very serious, and I don't know what to do.


That Micheal Jackson interview was the most horrible thing I have ever seen.  War, Jeffrey Dahmer, and puppies with no legs, cannot even compare to how totaly upset that made me last night.  Those poor kids.  THOSE POOR KIDS!!!   That was the most hidious, gross, duscusting thing I have ever seen.  

FAD


How do you become a monk?

Your fur is like the deepest color of
A perfect carpet, we met one spring day
I confessed unto you my grooming, desires for you to use the litter box, love of your cat chow,
Things yet to meow, hair ball calls me away

Memories fade slowly like a petco.
Always there some remain, fear of water, beauty of catnip.
I focus in pain of times of your claws, rest of your puuuring
Would be a welcomed friend, but doodie calls me to clean your litter box.

Once again, but from with in I feel it meow, puuur.
Upon a strangers face I see't traces of allergies
Of a perfect cat, her eyes filled with light light a cats eye marble,
Barking dogs ignite fear in you from the depth of hidden places.

Our love shall make veteranarians weep, eternally
Binding, a kittens prayer answered unknowingly.



thanks all
Faddy

FAD

Ok I secretly placed a cookie on all of your computers to see what website you went to after you left this one.   Here are the surprising results.

Airelyn:  //www.becomeajoemillionarechick.com
Rhaina: //www.howtomakeyourhusbandbeaman.com
Phicar: //www.howtobecomeaman.com
Wimsicle: //www.biguns.com
Orian: //www.shortmanscomplex.com
Bumraz //www.howtocureitchyrash.com
Fizzgig //www.flirtsanonamous.com
Unoshato //www.iamlonely.com
Tholan //www.loseyouraddictiontocottoncandy.com
Tinypaws //www.whereisthelove.com
Leggo //www.hogshogshogs.com
Bigears //www.howtoquitforreal.com
Hull //www.constipation.com
Kaidan //www.howtodealwithahotmom.com
Lourdos //www.sexchangesurgery_isitrightforyou?.com
Fadanat //www.howtomakefriends.com

FAD

So you see, your all sickos like me!!


Disclaimer:  Cookie installed does not violate your rights or the rights of your totaly fake everquest characters that you so dearly like to dress up like barbie dolls and pretend that its really you in some fantasy world and that your really handsome/pretty and really tough when your a wimp in RL and the loots are fake and you are really pooor in RL but rich in a fake game, and you cant get a date becuase your a nerd who plays fake games and women/men wont date nerds because the movie revenge of the nerds made you look bad and real people dont like people nicknamed booger or shemp or steven tyler, so in closing donot answer the phone, do not come out late at night, and do not ring my doorbell for you are the tragic lonely past of the phantoms that live in the graveyards of wasted lives.  /breath.

FURTHERMORE, this is in noway meant to persuade you from playing Everquest, I LIKE IT YOU LIKE IT WE ALL LIKE IT.  WE are and always will be two peas in a pod!!  Gracias god bless and coooochie cooooochie.

Every now and then we become better people in the fathoms below the depths of Volcano's.  Pretty salamander likey likey run to the chocolate.  wishy wishy.....



Freckles faced within the aspiring asperins tums tylonal....better butter bum rushed aliens.  sqeal pig pug ringy rangle feathers of mites.  Baseball bats beating in the nights.  Wrinkle on thy forehead, vein popping out, lager beer stout.   I shall rid the world of venomous snakes, easter egg hunts and clam bakes.  Forshadowing the future of eggnog, shall be the wickedly muffler spending a tone deaf fish.  

FAD


Disclaimer:  Should you understand the above, seek help now.  For you are insane, nuts, paranoid, goober, Mr. Peanut, Sam Wise Gangee, prickly heat.  Spending too much time in the company of the Fadanat shall lead to bleeding of the toenail.  Frosty paws can cause anitidote for otters.   Toasting the frail nutmeg will become the restraunt of mange.  The ideas presented here are not from Marlin Perkins Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kindom, get Jim is trying to rescue an aniconda.  Not like the B movie with then named Jennifer Lopez, now named J LO.  Boo boo kitty is not the kitty in the film "Wild About Germs" but instead the lower end of the sewer pipes.  Pappy daddy doo, ...  In closing I shall be and never attempted to scribe to such notions of drooling on myself now,,,,  brb.,,,,, ok fixed.  I shall leave you all with this tid bit of knowledge.  

He who sleeps among the penguins at night, surely will wake up smelling of musky old oxen.

ME BAD!!!  




FAD


Thx for the res, and btw I didn't even know you were KoF until later.  That was my first impression, how nice.

QuoteWe, Keepers of Fortitude are a united people made up of the citizens of Norrath.

I am offended by the word people.  I have yet to be classified as such, and you should not assume that only people play EQ.  Otherwise I am fine with that.

QuoteWe hold this charter as true within our hearts, all having an equal say and all in agreement with this established pact...

I am offended that you assume that I have a heart.  Otherwise this is fine.

QuoteLet us always be loyal to one another and ensure the continued growth and prosperity of the members of the Keepers. There exists other groups of people who are only loyal to two things... money and power, this should not be... Our blood and our peoples are what makes us powerful when we band together.

I have no problem with money and power as long as I have it all.  Once again blood would assume I had a heart to pump it (see above concern) and People's (also see above)  Otherwise we cool.

QuoteLet us always maintain a noble countenance and strive to do what is just, valorous and right. We maintain a code of honor, as there is no purpose in life if there is no honor. Honor brings courage to defend ones homeland, to defend ones family and to defend ones friends.

Define noble? Define just?  Valor? whats that.  Honor?  I have heard of that, that's when you ninja loot guild members right?  Courage? Oh yeah I have that, I like to single port out on guild wipes and laugh.  Family?  I don't know what that is, but my guild calls me black sheep, but I have yet to understand why.  Friends, /cry I wish I had one, my goldfish died.

QuoteLet us always seek to grow in our knowledge of the land in which we live. This should be the basic principle upon which our adventures are organized and designed. We strive educate ourselves and obtain any information that we can to further our cause

I wish I understood fancy english, no habla understando.

QuoteWe take upon this as right and true.  As we band together as one powerful force, born from Felwithe, soldiers of truth and honor, may we all bring pride upon our name!  We are the Keepers of Fortitude.

Pride!  Let's hear it for Fadanat!  Be proud of me and ye shall be rewarded.

FAD

btw since nobody knows who the hell I am, well some do by now Fizzgig should I called her a boy, but I regress.  I will post a disclaimer till you all understand.

Disclaimer:  Fadanat does not represent the views of any normal beings, or beans.  Fadanat is a sick person, stay at least 10 feet away from his cage at all times.  Anything Fadanat posts on your forums or in chat, is Full of doodie pooh.  Don't ever get caught taking him seriously or you too will be insane like Tholan, Phicar, and others that starred directly into his words of total disregard for humanity.  Drinking large amounts of milk after reading the teachings of Fadanat has been found to counter simptoms of stupidity, though a single scientific study has yet to prove such revalations.  As you know by now Fadanat types with the part of his brain that can't spell worth a white trashed one toothed 6 grader on moonshine.   Fadanat's following message was not in anyway meant to offend the citizens of Virginia, West Virginia, Tenessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississipi, Arkansas or any other backward inbreading hick state.   Once Osama Binladen's where abouts have been assertained, Fadanat will be dropped on him from 20,000 feet ending the world of the most evil diabolical bastard of humanity, and will kill Osama also.  Pray for Fadanat...

The storm is coming!!!  /the wind picks up, the clouds darken...  Nobody is safe...


FAD


GC will never be the same, enjoy your peace and quiet.  Shhhhh  the storm is coming.:confused: