Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

It finaly happened at last I have my epic for those that dont know
how much trouble I have been through to get this damm thing I will do a brief summary

almost finish it (stuffed it up )
petition GM
start again hand in box to dark elf poof he dissappears with box and epic
petition GM

but finaly I have it but I have to say thanks to a few people
first is da man Douval with out his guy I wouldnt even have it now
second is the lady Fizzgig for her putting up with me third would be Xtens bro thanks couldnt of done it with out u


 ON THE WHOLE A BIG SHOUT OUT GOES TO ALL THE KEEPERS THAT CAME TO MY AID WHEN i NEEDED THEM THANK GUY
/BOW


NOW AS DADDY XTENS SAYS ITS TIME FOR A BIT OF EXP




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Shampoo ,Conditioner What are these thing a Aussie male only uses Sunlite soap one thing to do all jobs (shampoo/conditioner)

I am a proud Feral hear me FART:p

Well guys its like this I sorry for being away sooooooooooo long But wife wanted me to get to know my son a bit yes I have had that annoying twich that can only be cured by Eq hopefully I will be back soon hope all I s well .


arghh yes baby drool on keyboard is not nice :D

I would like to start with saying I am not a cruel person If you don't know my wife was Very very pregnant and with being this pregnant mood swings and tear's become part of your life my wife loves cats I on the other hand dislike cats
Anyway here it is my wife's cat annoys me it tears thing (eg Eq maps of zones that I have no idea of where I am going) also as I trying to play Eq it decides that it wants to play on my desk and use my cd and tower and monitor as scratching poles so you can see my love for this black DEVIL wears thin at times
Due to my pregnancy my wife was admitted to hospital wife high blood pressure nothing too serious at least I hope anyway after a day of staying at the hospital I decided to go home and relax by playing a Bit of Eq as I approached my computer room I notice one black cat leaving thinking to myself ok what map's have been destroyed .To my surprise nothing was touched as I proceeded to sit a warn gooey feeling under my foot become more apparent yes you guess it left me a little package.
Well about this stage I saw red ( very very  angry for Americans) I decided to give chase to this foul creature to paint a mental picture of this imagine a 18 wheeler truck chasing  down  a motorized scooter .To my dismay the cat took  refuge under the rear of my fridge  but this wasn't going to stop either,                             I proceeded to move the fridge the cat decided to go deeper under the fridge and all  a sudden the lights of the house dimmed  and smoke was coming out of the back of the fridge  yep you guessed it paw paw puddy tat last life ran out .
I couldn't believe the events that just happen so I had to think quickly what I should do tell the wife the truth about the cat or try and fix as nothing had happen. I went with second option only because I did silly thing of a couple year's ago of teaching my wife self defense and she I damm good at it too .So I removed the corpse and placed in or large bin which is in the front yard. So then it was on to find a cat about the same height and temperament and colors back short haired cat with a mean disposition shouldn't be too hard. "Yer" right I drove to every pet store in town and to answer your question there is 9 of them but no cat.
So I decided to hit the classifieds by this time I am thinking of taking up religion and praying bingo got one back cat from a couple who where moving inter- state and a bonus it has been desexed .
I race out to the place get cat no2 bring the cat home. I think thank god that is over mean time mother in-law bring wife home her blood pressure has come down .Wife goes to pat the cat, cat takes off she looks at me as to say what have you done to the cat .I quickly come up with response bloody cat not worth the food we put into it she proceeds or give a funny look. I change the subject quickly ask about blood pressure  baby status etc she thinks nothing more of it .
This is when I pat myself on the back for adverting a near disaster .I don't sleep well that night ,next morning  I am up when the sunrises to put the bin out for collection ,I take a bag of rubbish out  to bin open the lid and the cat no 1 is gone suddenly I think crap she has found out some how I race inside and my wife is talking to her mother ,I interrupt the conversation to say hi honey my wife looks at weird and then  proceeds to talk to her mother .  I look around the house for a corpse nothing at all I say to myself  don't panic thinking to myself as I walk there has to be a explanation to this but I drew a blank . I get caught up with work I have to do for the day and forget about it. Now little did I know Mrs. Gilby from across the road who is a nosey Old person saw me disposing of the corpse  the other thing that I didn't know was the cat wasn't dead it was stunned after about 10 minutes or so of me putting this cat in the bin it comes back to the living  and begins meowing  loudly.
 Mrs. Gilby  comes across the road picks the cat up and takes it back to her place .It doesn't stop there the following afternoon the doorbell ring's I open the door and standing there is a RSPCA officer  (animal welfare person) I have joke with him saying mate I love to make a donation but the wallet is in the other pants .Yep that went down like a lead balloon in a elevator shaft .He proceeds to tell me there has been a complaint of animal cruelty against me by now I am thinking  bloody cats more trouble than there worth .  I say officer yes really what have I done sir he reply's about the dumping of a alive cat in the bin by this time the wife is yelling out to me help her with the washing.  
So I try to quickly explain to the officer about the incident the officer I and I come to agreement  it a misunderstanding  just as he about to leave he asked to see the corpse I reply funny you should ask that it has disappeared  the officer looks at me funny ok  he returns to his vehicle . And uses his mobile phone by this time the is about screaming to give her a hand with the washing so I race out he back and help her .in the mean time the officer finds out who made the complaint and goes over to Mrs. Gilby place knocks on the door and she tells him about the horrible deed she saw me do and shows him the very much alive cat .I finish hanging out the washing . knock knock at the front door again I sprint out the front to get it BUGGER ME it's officer with the cat tucked under his arm with Mrs. Gilby  right behind him saying yep yep that's him he's the one who dumped it .by this time I am thinking why aren't you I a old person home you old bag  the officer  was quite good about and tell's well sir I don't think it died  and laugh's just as he says this yep you guest it the wife comes out the front to see what all noise was about woops sprung wife see cat in officer's arm's  and asks what is going on the officer explain what happened  my wife ask's ok who is that in the back yard I was just playing with I reply with ohh that was a replacement model trying to lighten the mood nup doesn't happen  all the guy's in the guild will understand what I am about to say when I got that look from my wife you know the one where it could burn through your very soul  .So right about then I am thinking jail would be a nice place to be right now at least I would get more sex . Anyway we have two black cats now I just thought I would just share my little saga with you all . And yes they both like Eq map's.
So the next time I am on take pity on me when I say I don't have a map for that zone, more likely or not I  had one but it was destroyed.

Ps I wrote this a while ago but never posted it.

:rolleyes:

sorry guy's It's a he  
                                                                                                  been a bit busy and he has already urinated over mother inlaw as he she was changing his bum when I saw it happen they nearly needed to call a doctor I was laughing so hard almost blew a gasket and his full name  Bayal vinn maag




just kidding thought did cross my mind
no it is Noah Vinn Maag  :D

thanks guy's  yer Ryverwind it has the slowest spawn time in the game about 9 months sorry bud I am not going to play gem's for that long lol

Sorry I havent been around lately guys but I have a excuse
look at picture









and Yes MUM and Baby doing fine farther extremely stuffed (exhausted) see you all soon hopefully

how I see Bayal

Damm another Knight of the Keepers is leaving us what can I say  but  thanks Ching for the fun times and thanks Ijaunte for all the punts and ports good luck bud in what ever you are doing

yes times like this its hard being a sex GOD:cool: