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General Discussion => General Topics => Topic started by: Leiyah on January 17, 2004, 03:06:48 PM

Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 17, 2004, 03:06:48 PM
/rant on

There's literally 1/2 inch of ice covering the streets, driveways and cars because of the storm last night ><  I really need to move.  This is fookin retarded.

/rant off
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 17, 2004, 03:13:57 PM
sorry...

/rant on again

Having to take a blow dryer, 50 foot extension cord to deice the locks on your car...grrr.....TG there are guys at my house that can do it for me.

/rant off again.
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Reyburn on January 17, 2004, 04:16:13 PM
De-icer is great Leiyah :D

Just spray and watch the ice melt.....No extension cord needed.  Just the forsight to have a bottle of it inside.

OOO Keyless entry works wonders too. :D
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Post by: Laiynla on January 17, 2004, 05:59:41 PM
What's ice?

It was 70* here yesterday.  I was freezing, I took out my sweaters.  I could only put the window halfway down in my car while I was driving :( .

Isn't ice that stuff they put syrup over to make Snowcones???
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 17, 2004, 06:07:20 PM
QuoteDe-icer is great Leiyah  

I don't need de-icer - I have a dad and brother that live here too.  /grin
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 17, 2004, 06:08:56 PM
NEW ENGLAND TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New
England sunbathe.

50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England
plant gardens.

40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with
the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's
water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in
New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England
have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New
England are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their
winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let
the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get
frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Kenlaen on January 18, 2004, 05:00:33 AM
Yeah ice was sort of bad. Went out for a haircut and had to let care warm for 30 minutes to melt ice of windows. I literally was having issues getting the ice off with the ice scraper. Was sort of pissed. Made travel to places impossible and ruined some plans =-(.
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 18, 2004, 06:45:40 AM
Aye, ruined lots of plans =(

Title: *sighs*
Post by: Qinyen on January 18, 2004, 07:38:47 AM
hey leiyah.. you can come visit me on the north slope of alaska if you want.. that way when you get back youll be in paridise.
my bosses hand froze to his truck door so they tryed to dump hot coffee on it to un freeze it and the coffee froze befor it hit his hand :eek:
Title: *sighs*
Post by: Leiyah on January 18, 2004, 02:31:08 PM
Q I don't think you would like that -- I would be too cranky with so little sunlight.
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Post by: Nytehunter on January 18, 2004, 02:37:38 PM
hmmmmm 23 hours of no sunlght . .. hmmm. . .   yeah . ..   . .. .   mmmmmmm     . . .
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Post by: Killrathi on January 26, 2004, 02:58:38 PM
Might not wanna knock that Floridian thing, I wear shorts and a tshirt when its 35degrees outside, then again my psych professor said I was close to psychotic. All I do at 20 is toss on a wind breaker (shit for tree's round here) and some khaki's (so me ballz dont turn blue)  The highest its been here the past few days is like 50 in the sun.  But for fla, yea, most people are like mummys at 40 degrees, but those peoples suks.
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Post by: Karlah on January 26, 2004, 09:48:26 PM
do pussies have balls?