Heya Aeld, had no idea you were pregnant, Congratulations!
I hope things are going well for you, great to see you here.
I hope things are going well for you, great to see you here.
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29. All men must give their girlfriend or wife full-body massages when requested. To be reciprocated in kind immediately after, along with a "happy finish".
30. Under no circumstances shall you expect or require sex daily. Twice a Day shall be considered the norm.
31. Staying at home with children during the day IS a full-time job and requires much more dedication, skill and patience than your "desk job". So don't expect dinner to be served the moment you walk in the door. Dinner will be served after the "working" spouse has time to relax with a beer. Thirty minutes after entering the house is suffcient.
32. 1-800-FLOWERS. Use it. Much cheaper than Hookers and dancers.
33. Despite what you think, you do NOT need ice cream nightly. Nor do women need chocolate once a month.
34. Opening doors for your feminine counter-part should be innate. You never know when they might start shooting in there.. (old cowboy proverb)
35. Chocolate does not solve all problems. Only money does that