New Hafling/Gnome Hybrid race

[Kazaba]

The following was posted on another board, considering how a certain Gnome friend of ours feels for a certain Halfling friend of ours, I thought it important to repost it here to avoid possible dire consequences.  (If you don't want to read it all, scroll down to the bottom).





Noggel
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 We need more Gnome rights activists on this board, I can't handle every single Gnome hate thread.  There've been so many lately.


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 09-27-2002 04:25 PM          
 
 
 
 Uilwen
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 Don't worry, we hate halflings more than gnomes.....



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 09-27-2002 04:29 PM          
 
 
 
 Thornwalker
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 Which really puts a damper on my Gnome/Halfling Hybrid breeding program. And I'd already managed to secure that funding from the Greater Erudite Center for Pest Management.


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 09-27-2002 04:50 PM          
 
 
 
 Fadetree
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 OMG Thorn, you were trying to create a Gnalfling!?! Are J00 crazy? Do you have any IDEA what a foul beast that would be?



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 09-27-2002 05:33 PM          
 
 
 
 Elured
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 Hold on, Fade, maybe he's just trying to get a Home instead?



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 09-27-2002 05:34 PM          
 
 
 
 Raeber
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 "Gnalfling" lol!


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 09-27-2002 05:40 PM          
 
 
 
 Thornwalker
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 I prefer the term "Gasling"



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 09-27-2002 06:16 PM          
 
 
 
 Fadetree
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 Hmm considering what the primary output from such a creature is likely to be, that probably fits.



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 09-27-2002 06:22 PM          
 
 
 
 leeda_goodlife
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 a bunch of vah shir were fighting drolvargs when a wizzie came by and gravit-fluxed them all.

yes, it was raining cats and dogs.


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 09-27-2002 06:23 PM          
 
 
 
 Elured
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 Oo, good one leeda!

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 09-27-2002 06:39 PM          
 
 
 
 Micheall
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 Foul unrepentant racists, human rangers have accepted our half-breed brothers, our tiny dryadic brothers, and even our hobbit brothers. If you breed the hobbits with the gnomes, perhaps we will get a furry footed tinkerer who can extend the range on our bows and increase the damage on our arrows, look to the future. Besides, we can always blame them on the Paladins if they turn out wrong.


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 09-27-2002 06:41 PM          
 
 
 
 Elured
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 quote:
Besides, we can always blame them on the Paladins if they turn out wrong.


Isn't this implied whenever a ranger suggests anything?

NERF MONKS.

Woops, sorry, that just slipped out.

NERF NECROS!

Yeah, yeah.



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 09-27-2002 06:44 PM          
 
 
 
 Thornwalker
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 SUCCESS!

[Airelyn]

lol

[Bonebi]

hahaha

[Kaneril Knightwing]

AAAAH! MY EYES! Must wash them out with alcohol! ROFL Good one Kaz! LOL :D

[Zaxboan]

Jealousy is soo very unbecoming.

[Fizzgig]

the only reason a gnome gets under my skirt is cause there so small I don't notice them walk under there :p