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General Topics / For all you 'sploiters out there....
December 09, 2003, 06:06:28 PM #2
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / eq/Iraq humor
March 05, 2003, 06:25:32 PM
Got this on a paladin board.
US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...
who's in?
UK: Of course I'm in.
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq
raid I lost money on.
US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll
help pay for it. How much you need?
Turkey: 100k plat.
US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of
platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,
and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin
us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're
still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2.
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of
Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in
there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: ***? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid
event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans
wanna go ...
France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if
France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love
going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back
was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man.
This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we
went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go
anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat.
He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid
completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was
too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave,
spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing
together, here... look, I don't care what France says.
I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can.
China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us
to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It
shuts him up for a while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll
break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks.
Let's go anyways.
US: France, *** is ur problem?
France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see
if any named are up.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? ***???! Dude, I don't want to wait that
long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll
reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my
lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons,
but we're soloing now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from
there.
US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...
who's in?
UK: Of course I'm in.
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq
raid I lost money on.
US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll
help pay for it. How much you need?
Turkey: 100k plat.
US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of
platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,
and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin
us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're
still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2.
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of
Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in
there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: ***? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid
event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans
wanna go ...
France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if
France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love
going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back
was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man.
This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we
went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go
anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat.
He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid
completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was
too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave,
spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing
together, here... look, I don't care what France says.
I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can.
China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us
to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It
shuts him up for a while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll
break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks.
Let's go anyways.
US: France, *** is ur problem?
France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see
if any named are up.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? ***???! Dude, I don't want to wait that
long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll
reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my
lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons,
but we're soloing now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from
there.
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