What Is Your Battlecry? (http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php)
LOL.
Lei:
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the tundra! It is Leiyah, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"
Fin:
Zang! Who is that, prowling over the tundra! It is Fingol, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you until you have puppies, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
Sprinting across the freeway, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Karlah! And she gives a cruel cry:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Laiynla:
Running amidst the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Laiynla! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to torment you until war is peace!!"
Tallynz:
Striding along the freeway, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Tallynz! And she gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to bruise you until you're translucent, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
Interesting site there lol But fun ;)
Who is that, sprinting out of the steppes! It is Vivace, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!"
haha mine is soooo much cooler than everyone elses!
Rampaging along the plains, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Lourdos! And she gives a low grunt:
"For the love of beatings, I sow darkness and discord until everything has croaked!!"
And just for fun I did Sig's....
Sprinting across the tarmac, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Sigarnak! And he gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to pummel you until your rump glows!!"
:D
lmao omg Viv, I LOVE yours!!! And to think....I thought Lei's was awesome!!
Sprinting along the tarmac, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Zorvic! And he gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm seriously going to contort you so painfully, Buddha will explode!!!"
Reyburn's Battlecry:
Who is that, rampaging out of the candy store! It is Reyburn, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!"
Mystwyrd's battlewimper:
Hark! Who is that, prowling through the steppes! It is Mystwyrd, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams apocalyptically:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!"
and what the hey, here is Syion the Bard's BattleLyric:
What Is Your Battle Cry?
Lo! Who is that, prowling through the tundra! It is Syion, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Kaneril! And he gives a mighty scream:
"I'm going to pound you into your own personal hell!"
Striding along the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Yampus! And he gives a booming roar:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until there is no more hope!!"
Anyone want to see my Jeweled Meat Hammer?? :eek: I would say mine is MUCH cooler then Viv's! :D
Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the fields! It is Artorious, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to torment you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into a horned demon!!!"
An interesting variant that was entered by accident.
Who is that, stalking on the tundra! It is Artorius, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He cries thunderously:
"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"
An alt Kratos
Striding out of the desert, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Kratos! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see like a sentient bulldozer!"
An alt Volcanus
Stalking on the freeway, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Volcanus! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"
Who is that, running across the cliffs! It is Azil, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pummel you beyond capacity, and then some!!!"
LOL
:D
LOL Kane!
"I'm going to pound you into your own personal hell"
Thats just.....cool :p
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is Unoshato Katayama, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
and for Kudaku
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Kudaku Tenmadokujin, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls vengefully:
"I'm going to clobber you until you acquire caulrophobia, then bake cookies!!"
and finally for Majier ..
Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is Majier Zaxboanite, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"
hmm.. weird thing is if you enter just the first name of the character it becomes quite different and sometime extreme such as..
Sprinting out of the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Majier! And he gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to bludgeon you until your mom feels it in her womb!!"
or
Lo! Who is that, skulking on the freeway! It is Unoshato, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! No flesh shall be spared!"
and finally
Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the mountains! It is Kudaku, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"
Oh my god! I did not edit this in anyway. ROFLMAO!
Who is that, stalking along the steppes! It is Tonzafun Indyjok, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I desecrate you until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!
I win!
Stalking out of the fields, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Soulstar Loneshadow! And he gives a booming cry:
"I'm going to hump you so badly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
who didn't see this one coming?
Lo! Who is that, running along the freeway! It is Fizzgig, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams homicidally:
"I'm going to f*ck you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Lohagen, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, it will be a new form of crime!"
umm
Stalking on the mountains, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Zaxboan! And he gives a low scream:
"I'm seriously going to beat you until you bleed puke!!!"
Striding through the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ryverwind! And he gives a low bellow:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"
OMG these are AWESOME.
and...wtf with Fizzy's? I think she works for the website....
Well heres mine.
Sprinting amidst the candy store, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Douval! And he gives a vengeful grunt:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"
Not bad :)
my one so sux after seeing all yours :(
Hark! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Carellron, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bludgeon you to the moon and back, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
I still think
"Watch me snare something and die!" is much better :D
Who is that, rampaging through the icy wasteland! It is Radx Xecutioner, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the terrain! It is Mindy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts mightily:
"For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!"
Rampaging amidst the steppes, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Xaloc Furyblade! And he gives a spectacular roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"
Quote"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"
Ummm your on a different site than the rest of us radx....
Quote"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"
lol now that's hilarious, nice one Captain Spanky ;)
well Span is in my last name and was my nickname and Ryver thats same site :p. then add a Gler there ye go.
Prowling amidst the steppes, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Fadanat! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
FAD
Quote"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"
THAT RULES!!! Much better than Viv's taco one!
im going to focibly reverse your gender sounds a bit painful!
Behold my glory.
Zang! Who is that, running along the plains! It is Chingerz, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you like a rabid gangsta bitch!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the freeway! It is Jahzper, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He cries vengefully:
"I'm seriously going to hump you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"
"riddles in the dark","precious? yes it has been called by that name before..."
Fleeing from the candy store, brandishing 2 stale Snickers, Daluil Graywolf shouts angrily:
"I may flee with now, But just wait until i find someone i can hide behind! Wheres Kenlaen?!"
QuoteI'm seriously going to hump you until the laws of physics are violated!!
oOo....now that sounds FUN!!!
Where's my Loh.....?
/hands Leiyah the shoes with the matching whip.
Have fun hun :)
LOL Laiy!! Thanks for the toys.
Fizzy -- you never told us where that store is! We need to know these things you know....
Sprinting along the mountains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Kenlaen! And he gives a low roar:
"I'm going to spank you to the moon and back, and sever every head in sight!!!"
Oh oh oh, I like the part about spanking.. not so sure about decapitation though hehe.
Sprinting on the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Keaira! And she gives a gutteral howl:
"This one's for you, mom! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"
it's called naughty but nice :)
Well I decided I would go out and do this. And here is my battlecry in keeping with our current theme....
Prowling on the tarmac, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Legolyn! And he gives a vengeful scream:
"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"
Couple that with some of my other test results and I'm starting to think I have major issues
These just keep getting better and better!