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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / And Now We Know.....
June 11, 2003, 02:57:45 PM
How the UGA got started:
http://www.freethegnomes.com/
http://www.freethegnomes.com/
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / New Alabama Quarter
November 13, 2002, 04:32:07 PM
I read today where the new Alabama quarter is going to be recalled soon. They say it won't work in vending machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines.
Apparently the duct tape holding the two dimes and nickel together keeps jamming the machines.
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Understanding the Rural Southerner
October 25, 2002, 01:53:00 PM
In an effort to help outsiders understand the rural Southerner, the Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia and Florida Dept. of Travel and Tourism will hand the following list to each person as they enter the State.
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get it out of the way.
3. The red dirt - it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple weeks - it'll be permanent. The big lumps of it .... they're called "clods."
4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
5. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped ... by our women.
6. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those
little 13-inch trout you fish for ... bait.
7. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
8. Men, if you want to wear earrings, pierce your nose and whatevers, and wear your hair long- go right ahead - but if we call you ma'am, don't be offended.
9. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time.
10. That's right, whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink.
11. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
12.Tea - yeah, we have tea. It comes in a glass over ice and is sweet. You want it hot - set it in the sun. You want it nonsweetened - add a lot of water.
13. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.
14. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combine that we only use two weeks a year.
15. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
16. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks - because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
17. We eat dinner together with our families, we pray before we eat (yeah, even breakfast), we go to church on Wednesdays and Sundays, we go to high school football games on Friday nights, we still address our seniors with 'yes sirs' and 'yes ma'ams', and we sometimes still take Sunday drives around town to see friends and neighbors.
18. We don't do "hurry up" well.
19. Greens - yeah, we have greens, but you don't putt on them. You boil them with either salty fatback or a ham hock.
20. Yeah, we eat catfish, bass, bream, and carp, too. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
21. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstate 65 goes two ways: Interstate 20 goes the other two. Pick one.
22. Grits are corn. You put butter, salt, and maybe even some pepper on them. You want to put milk and sugar on them - then you want cream of wheat - go to Kansas. That would be I-20 West.
23. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season or dove season. Both are holidays. You can get pancakes, cane syrup, and sausage before daylight at the church on either day.
24. So every person in every pickup waves? Yeah, it's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
25. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish and bothers the gators - and if you hit it in the rough, we have these things called Diamondbacks, and they're not baseball players.
26. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot ... his name is "Sir"...no matter how old he is.
27. We have lots of pine trees. They have sap. It drips from them. You park your Navigator under them, and they'll leave a logo on your hood.
28. You burn an American flag in our state - you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature (all 4 of them) enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $10 fine for beating up the flag burner.
Now, enjoy your visit, Ya'll.
1. That slope-shouldered farm boy did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. Drive it or get it out of the way.
3. The red dirt - it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple weeks - it'll be permanent. The big lumps of it .... they're called "clods."
4. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
5. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped ... by our women.
6. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those
little 13-inch trout you fish for ... bait.
7. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
8. Men, if you want to wear earrings, pierce your nose and whatevers, and wear your hair long- go right ahead - but if we call you ma'am, don't be offended.
9. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might want to ensure it's not up to your ear at the time.
10. That's right, whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink.
11. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey.
12.Tea - yeah, we have tea. It comes in a glass over ice and is sweet. You want it hot - set it in the sun. You want it nonsweetened - add a lot of water.
13. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice.
14. So you have a sixty thousand dollar car. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combine that we only use two weeks a year.
15. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
16. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks - because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
17. We eat dinner together with our families, we pray before we eat (yeah, even breakfast), we go to church on Wednesdays and Sundays, we go to high school football games on Friday nights, we still address our seniors with 'yes sirs' and 'yes ma'ams', and we sometimes still take Sunday drives around town to see friends and neighbors.
18. We don't do "hurry up" well.
19. Greens - yeah, we have greens, but you don't putt on them. You boil them with either salty fatback or a ham hock.
20. Yeah, we eat catfish, bass, bream, and carp, too. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
21. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstate 65 goes two ways: Interstate 20 goes the other two. Pick one.
22. Grits are corn. You put butter, salt, and maybe even some pepper on them. You want to put milk and sugar on them - then you want cream of wheat - go to Kansas. That would be I-20 West.
23. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season or dove season. Both are holidays. You can get pancakes, cane syrup, and sausage before daylight at the church on either day.
24. So every person in every pickup waves? Yeah, it's called being friendly. Understand the concept?
25. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazards. It spooks the fish and bothers the gators - and if you hit it in the rough, we have these things called Diamondbacks, and they're not baseball players.
26. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like an idiot ... his name is "Sir"...no matter how old he is.
27. We have lots of pine trees. They have sap. It drips from them. You park your Navigator under them, and they'll leave a logo on your hood.
28. You burn an American flag in our state - you get beat up. No questions. The liberal contingent of our state legislature (all 4 of them) enacted a measure to stop this. There is now a $10 fine for beating up the flag burner.
Now, enjoy your visit, Ya'll.
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Dinner in game...
October 09, 2002, 04:59:03 PM
Copied from another board: (didn't fix spelling errors)
A bunch of PC's sit down for a in game dinner.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces
They continue to eat dinner and hear the death of a mob.
Everyone looks around.
Cleric puts tries to put his hammer away without anyone seeing.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
Necro stretches and says, "Ah, I feel better now"
They all hear the death of a mob.
They look around at each other.
Necro whistles innocently.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
They all here a dragon die.
Everyone looks around.
Wizard hides his "Member of the MB Club'" badge.
Waitress walks by the table and falls over dead.
They look at her she has a knife in her back.
They all look at the rogue, he's gone.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
The paladin is jealous and yaulps.
A floating hammer his the Paladin.
Everyone look at the cleric.
Cleric shrugs.
The sound of 4 bodies hit the floor.
The druids under his breath, "yes!"
They all look at the druid.
Druid smiles and evacs.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
The enchanter sick of the sudden yaulps, mezz'es the Cleric.
The mage summons a fire elemental to finally take out the hammer.
The mage thinks to himself "pffft...call that a pet"
The shaman winces.
The beastlord thinks to himself, "wish I had Cannibalize."
A large tiger jumps in the room and attacks the shaman.
They all look at the Beastlord, he is quietly eating his soup.
A bunch of PC's sit down for a in game dinner.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces
They continue to eat dinner and hear the death of a mob.
Everyone looks around.
Cleric puts tries to put his hammer away without anyone seeing.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
Necro stretches and says, "Ah, I feel better now"
They all hear the death of a mob.
They look around at each other.
Necro whistles innocently.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
They all here a dragon die.
Everyone looks around.
Wizard hides his "Member of the MB Club'" badge.
Waitress walks by the table and falls over dead.
They look at her she has a knife in her back.
They all look at the rogue, he's gone.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
The paladin is jealous and yaulps.
A floating hammer his the Paladin.
Everyone look at the cleric.
Cleric shrugs.
The sound of 4 bodies hit the floor.
The druids under his breath, "yes!"
They all look at the druid.
Druid smiles and evacs.
Cleric yaulps.
The shaman winces.
The enchanter sick of the sudden yaulps, mezz'es the Cleric.
The mage summons a fire elemental to finally take out the hammer.
The mage thinks to himself "pffft...call that a pet"
The shaman winces.
The beastlord thinks to himself, "wish I had Cannibalize."
A large tiger jumps in the room and attacks the shaman.
They all look at the Beastlord, he is quietly eating his soup.
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Redneck Neighbor
September 19, 2002, 05:43:36 PM
Just to show y'all that we can make fun of ourselves...
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
:D
*no actual rednecks for Alabama were used in the following footage*
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
:D
*no actual rednecks for Alabama were used in the following footage*
#7
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / How Much Inside
August 30, 2002, 02:53:51 PM #8
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / 8TH ring war
June 20, 2002, 01:00:15 PM
Evidence that Sark still likes to have fun......
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / How it could be.....maybe.....
April 12, 2002, 01:30:10 PMPages1