OMG YOU GUYS HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT..... IT IS AWESOME! MY COCK (rooster) IS 4-2-0 SO FAR!
Look out for 'Samson' hehehe
Enjoy Guys!
Sig:D
Trying to register my cock but no return email yet ><
I have register my cock, named him Soulstar, and am waiting for confirmation e-mail.
?!
My cock DONKEYTRON is currently tearing through the ranks. And I'll be sure to destroy your cock, yamp.
My cock has been empowered by the Almighty cOcOnUt!! No one can beat my cock!
LOL Donkeytron is part of my posse! LMAO!
I am now in the Super Bantamweight division! :)
Lets show em how the 'COCKS' of KoF Own Em! lol
Sig, join my posse too!
PS I bet against you in your fight vs 333. He's gonna whip you ;)
LOL SOUL .....done bro!
Man i am cleaning up on corn i have about 30 upgrades! LOL
P.S. Oh btw Soul...... should have bet on me :p I WON!! MY WANG RULES! LMAO
I second that....Sigarnak's wang rules all. ;)
GRRRR I wanna play with my cock and it's not letting me yet! =(
You wanna play with my cock in the meantime? :p
Maybe they just won't let me use the name I named it. I think I"ll try a new cock. My first one was named after Poo's last name. Thanks for the offer Souls, but I want a newly unused cock.
LMAO You Know It Lourdy!
Soul, you kickin ass and takin names bro....keep it up! :)
Glad to see ya cock made it Leiyah .....LMAO.....weak as it is atm! :ROFL:
I Wont the Lightweight title belt BTW :)
Cheers and Keep on Flappin! LOL
Sig
Ok after seeing the other names there is NO way mine was rejected!
And Siggy my cock is only weak atm because he's not been played with yet!
Woot grats on the title sig!
Thanks Soul :)
We have to wait an hour between each fight??? GAH! I wanna play with my cock more than just once an hour!
Yah fights run at the begining of each hour. But i could spend the whole hour admiring other cocks and placing bets on them LOL
OMG did I actually say that?!:confused:
QuoteBut i could spend the whole hour admiring other cocks
Oh, this is such a great thread!
p.s. Lourdy, you're in for the time of your life methinks!
Have you checked out WangWear? I'm liking that Battle Thong.
I am still unable to play with my cock :( This makes me very sad, especially when I see all of you happily playing with your cocks.
Yamp make a new one -- my new one the email came right away -- I never received the email for the first one I made. Join the fun mate!
Leiyah join my posse, I'll join yours too. Having a lot of people in your posse gives you a bonus to your attack power in fights.
My cock has arrived
Beware my cock is born!! Aptly named Xtens and hes a litlun. My got Sig yours is a biggun
my cock is also small. named fizzgig fluffyfoot. Sig's cock picked me up :)
All of ya join DONKEYTRON's posse, I'll join yours too. I'm sticking in the strawweight division for now but I'll soon move up to another division.
Can you be in 2 posse's? I'm in Siggys -- we all need to be in 1.
New guild name suggestions...
Keepers of Cock?
Cocks of Fortitude?
you can be in as many posses as you want. Acutally its common practice to join as many posse's as you can, and that will encourage other people to join your posse.
I next battle xtens
My money's on fizz, cuz I got almost 4:1 odds. No offense X :D
douv is wackmy
someone play with his cock
woohoo I won..it's cause douv bet against me I'm sure lol
I next battle wackmy (DOUV)
Ok, I recreated my cock and named him Yankmydoodle. I guess Soulstar was too tame a name for my cock :D
ok my cock put on some weight. Not enough to leave his division though due mainly to the fact that I handed x and douv their buts in a sling :)
woohoo I bet on souls rooster and he won.../em kisses her 200 corn
What's your atk/defense sig? (it's listed on the info page)
mine is 1224.64 atk, 784.64 def
LMAO Karlah loves her COCK!!!!
Douv whacks his!
Fizzgig's has fluffy feet?! LOL
Yampus is a 'Yanker'......
And Lieyah has a cock that is a pack leader?! (alpha)
Damn what have i started?!!!!
ROFLMAO I am glad you are all enjoying it........ I notice that Soul is addicted almost as bad as me! YOU GO BRO!
Laterz,
Sig!
Keep Those Peckers Swinging! :p ;) :D
souls is on a winning streak. I've been winning much corn betting on his cock beating abilities. last round I got in at 15:1 hehehemwahahahaha
Hey Souls,
Stats as follows
Atk : 1849.5
Dfs : 1218.15
You kickin ass Soul....... keep that WANG up Bro :) :p ;)
I bet on you Fiz so you better win -- I'm also fighting Xtens this round /flex!
bad news on both fronts for leiy
Yeah I noticed LOL but somehow I ended up winning a bunch of corn off that LOL /boggle! How did I win 199 but I only bet 25?
I can't believe X's is stronger than mine!
I can see it now, I'm going to be playing with my cock all day and I won't get a single thing done at work. Ya'll gonna get me fired lol.
LOL I have gotten half the office addicted to the "cock" so I have an excuse when i play it at work! LMAO:p
If anyone wishes to play with my cock his name is Shhytbrik. Would love to track down some guildies =)
lol sig you must have a million corn an hour comming in at this rate
Join my possie darn it leiy
All the big cocks picked on me while i was sleeping :(
Any one able to explain the betting deal a bit more to a noob cock like myself....I still don't get how I can bet 100 corn and gain 129.25 corn on a fight. LOL
Hrm I didn't know you had a posse Fizz...lol...lemme find you and join it.
HAHA Karlah @ your cock name! I see that you beat X's cock. =)
everyone has a posse leiy. And small increses are due to odds like .125:1 you want odds that look like 2:1 or better yet 26:1 hehe
I'm in everyone's posse that I recognized their names....
I swear i am buying the Boxers amd Cap and getting 'Samson' embroided on both! LMAO!
:D :D :D :p :p :p
Siggy PM me your email addy purdy please
Done :)
Wooot! Thanks Leiyah for i am now the WANGMASTA!
Check out the new Avatar :):p ;) :D
Hmmmm now all i need to do is change my title on the boards to Tha Wangmasta ....and i am set! LOL
Looks great!!
my wang is strong. My cock is fat. I make much corn on bets.
SIGARNAK! This is your fault!
My smoke alarm goes off....which reminds me.....I was supposed to take lightly-golden-soft-gooey-in-the-middle chocolate chip cookies out of the oven an hour and 17 minutes ago. You got me playing with my cock so much that I forgot about the food in the kitchen. My dog is pissed because of the loud smoke alarm, my brother is pissed because he wanted the cookies, my mom's dog is pissed because we're swinging the door open and shut to fan the smoke out and he thinks each time we swing it open he is going outside, my dad is pissed because of the smell, my mom is pissed because the middle cookie on the last row had red embers where it was about to burst in flames and having to open all these doors and windows so the smoke gets out of the house means we're "heating the outside" and I'm just sitting here playing with my cock.
MUHAHAHAHAHA .......Tha WANGMASTA STRIKES AGAIN! :p
lol leiy that's AWFUL. I was up till 3am playing with cocks
lol I know!!!
I'm gonna have to buy my mom a new AirBake cookie sheet too because it's ruined now LOL
and now I have got my cousin playing with cocks
oh Long Dong Silver (with the spaces) and fezzik are both known to most of us. reyburn's pretty obvious. I've been collecting guild cocks for ages :)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Now approaching the ring: from the north pole, weighing in at 74.9999 pounds, the Battlewang Flyweight Champion of the Woooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrld: DONKEYTRON!
I'm curious -- more inuendos in this thread or the "post your pussy" thread from last fall??
Wooot Gratz Souls!!!!
Been watching your success man ....... keep it up!!!
-Sig
I need a cock damnit :mad:
I'm missing all the fun!
Cock fights, every hour on the hour. It's a dream come true. :)
Feel free to keep an eye out for Neville, a young up-and-comer.
Trained by the great Heinrich Von Hergenschlappershmitt (of Von Hergenschlappershmitt's Cock Nursery) Neville has shown much promise, although his starting record isn't all he hoped for. But with with careful handling, massage and vigourous exercise, Von Hergenschlappershmitt believes that, "Even the limpest cock contains within it the potention to grow into a weapon of mass destruction. '
Stay tuned for further updates...
"
OK my cock lost its first fight- but I have hope!
My cock is SigsYummy in case you see me around :D
And btw Leiyah I would like a cc of all those emails you are sending to my man kthx. :p
My wang is STRONG my posse is LARGE
I bet on souls and he lost the belt....darn it
I've moved on and I'm gonna win the super flyweight belt now :cool:
you should drop back to straw weight and win a couple of hundred matches People with more wins generally triumph cause they have better gear
QuoteMy cock is SigsYummy in case you see me around
HAHA.
Special-K --- I think your name just got tied as "who has the best cock name"
QuoteAnd btw Leiyah I would like a cc of all those emails you are sending to my man kthx
MUWAHAHAHA!
Winning matches doesn't get you better gear, you just need to make smart bets.
Sig's is in my posse lol
I'm a runnin outta corn....
isnt a 4 to 1 ratio good lol or am i lost
o my cocks name is FrozenMonkeyTundra
Woo hoo I bet on Sig's cock and he won! Way to make money for me hunny!
My cock finally won a round I am so excited!
I just placed a bet on Radx's cock :cool: it better come out on top momma needs a new pair of shoes!
i hope so just boguht a few upgrades so mgiht help lol
i won actually woot =p first win go me
boooooweeep 2 in a row =p
I've got lots of wins and I've figured out who to bet on I won 15k corn on my last bet...which is cool :)
im finally gettin the hang of it lol
<--current strawweight champion :)
I have strong wang
Hey all,
I named my Cock "SquirrelMaster" keeper of nuts.
Light Flyweight division. Cum challenge me if you dare.
Gratz Fizzy!!!
Wow fizz, that's a tough division to win the title in, grats :D
I've now held a total of 5 titles :cool:
hehe I know souls generally you loosing a title indicates I've bet on you it's getting kinda freaky
speaking of betting 240k corn return on a 10k bet...woootage upgrade city
man what happened to douv? He became a heavyweight like overnight AND he beat sig!
I dont know what I'm doing wrong but I suck at this. I keep getting beat and I have like 7 corn to my name. I am shamed :(
MMMWWWHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
I beat Master Samson :)
LMAO guess you laffin on the other side of ya "Cock" now, Wacker!
ROFLMAO!
WANGMASTA OWNS JOO!
;) :D :p
people with more fights under their belt generally win. This is my betting stratagy and it has me winning 200k from 4k bets so I'm sticking with it
douv got bored and had a large amount of corn so he upgraded
Yes i thought i better let you win acouple so you didn't loose face to badly also it helps my odds :)
ooh my stats are
ATK:2778.07
DEF:1449.04
My Current Stats are
ATK: 2782.49
DFS: 1548.95
LOL and incase any of you were wondering...... the current Heavyweight Champoin(BIGCOCK) is my company's Accountant ROFLMAO!
would a swelled head joke be to much at this point?
LOL Woot lets hear it Fizzy!
wouldn't you have to have a really swelled head to say you had a BIGCOCK?
i get post 100 on this thread woot :p .
ok which one of you named your cock Trogdor The Burninator? LOL
TROGDOOOOOOR!!!!
I want to get a little doggy and name it Trogdor the Burninator :D
I am Cruiserweight Champ
:cool:
LOL that was a short lived title Douv!
ROFLMAO!
be proud bro..... You Have Been SPANKED by THA WANGMASTA!
LOL
I only wanted it to say i had it lol now on to the realy title Heavyweight you can't run from me now bud :P
/pout
I wanna be spanked by the Wangmasta!
Douv is so lucky.
come and Join my Possie < Cockmunch >
QuoteI wanna be spanked by the Wangmasta!
Hrm....is someone's cock not doing his job?
Watch it girl-
one should never question the Wangmasta and his abilities.
:D <---- note the permagrin.
HAHA. Love you Lourdy!
TIME TO CRUSH THE GUILDES in the RING of CoCKS
I R Millionaire
L33T is me