Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

General Discussion => Screenshots and Other Funny Things => Topic started by: lavitz on April 22, 2004, 02:05:28 PM

Title: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals?
Post by: lavitz on April 22, 2004, 02:05:28 PM
Omg, I couldnt stop laughing from just the first 2 parts!


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
"Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!



Hope you computer ppl enjoy :)
Title: its nerd humor dont mind him..
Post by: Kindrinn on May 04, 2004, 08:01:55 PM
yet again he may be the only nerd in the world that can kick my ass (he wishes) but it is kinda funny lol for those of you that dont know lavitz is my brother
Title: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals?
Post by: lavitz on May 05, 2004, 05:10:59 AM
lol, dont worry ill be home soon enough to smack you around :) you better start hititng the gym.
Title: nice to give me a warnin im goin to
Post by: Kindrinn on May 05, 2004, 09:07:47 PM
/smirk im gonna fark you up when you get home