Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

my advice is go  to archetypes > durability3 first..

then you have 2 paths.. you can max out the 2 other main tank archetypes or move on to class..

path1: do combat agility3 and combat stability3.. then go to class and do AE taunt

path2: go to class and do AE taunt then go back and do combat agility3 and combat stability3.

those are the best choices imo.  gl.

I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Sporkmender can find Jesus as well.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Unoshato to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Fambenemule, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

To top it off, my mom grounded me this week because my grades are dropping, and she took my computer away, so I can't play EQ. I'm posting this from the school library though, but please don't tell on me, my mom will be really angry! Soulstar has my password though, so if you see me online, it isn't me.

Not to mention that everyone in the guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Fizzgig got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when he had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Nytehunter ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Airelyn, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Kaneril, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.

I can't ever forget how much i hate that asshole Vivace. Just yesterday, he tried to pick a fight with me. He called my mother a slut, and then I called him a fag. (I'm very clever, aren't I?) But then his friends Saiferus and Kazaba joined in and started making fun of me. I thought they were my friends, it really hurt my feelings.

Anyway, everyone who plays EQ is a big fucking loser. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you pale-skinned freaks of nature. Why don't you go outside and get some sunlight, you freaks of nature? I'm done posting here now, forever. Bye losers!

Love and kisses,
Fambene



*****no this isnt true*****.. i found this: I quit eq generator

i am


/shrug

Hi everybody, im a new member named Fambene, im a lvl15 gnome pally.

my old char was tristerian.

air.. can i pls have members access again? :) i want to download your ui.

ps: how u guys like my avatar? :D

:D

hey guys, good to see you all are doing so well, gratz all on epics, colmir, soulstar and fizzgig.. awesome.  
/wave air
keep kicking ass!

i detaged a couple days ago, now im posting it on the msg boards just so everyone knows.. i left keepers, i have my reasons but im not going to list them out on the boards, if you want to talk about it feel free to send me a tell in game.
my best wishes to all of you, i had some good moments ill always treasure.

hahahaha

and some more free post count bumpage for me..

<-161

only 1 more to 50 kamok! gogogo!

just a shot in the dark here im but im guessing Tonzafun was trying to reply to korbas topic on him leaving but hit the "New topic" button instead of the "Post reply" button.. just a guess though.

how do i check private msg's? ><

hey all, going on a trip with my family until Thursday, cya then.

SKATERR FOR PRESIDENT! :D


i dont have a favorite but i loved this one:

so im like 'hey saint frank i wanna be a ladder saint too'

and he says 'wonderful! your never too young!'

so im like 'but dude you have to help me with something first'

so i grab him by the wrist and im dragging him upstairs to my brothers room and hes huffing and puffing and his wife is like 'where are you going with my husband?'

so i sit saint frank down in my brothers chair and load up eq and log on his cleric.

so im like 'listen saint frank i need you to take the mouse and clikc on that little button right there a few times before i become a siant'

and hes looking up and me kinda bewildered and hes still breathing hard from his sprint up the stairs.

so i show him what to do, and i run to my room and i see some ranger starting to attack the named mummy!!

so i rush in and attcjk it too and im getting beaten up bad and im like 'click the button frank! CLICK IT!!'

and i hear him in there clicking away as fast as he can, and hes still weezing. and verginas hobbling up the stairs saying 'frank whats going on??'

so the fight is going good and saint frank is clicking the buttons like i showed him and i end up killing the mummy and looting it!

so frank is like 'what does "joo sux0rs" mean?'

and im like 'that means the ranger wants to join your chruch too.'

 

just finished reading everything, omfg i have tears on my eyes from laughing.