Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

Heya Aeld, had no idea you were pregnant, Congratulations!

I hope things are going well for you, great to see you here.

We saw something similar today at the same camp. Several times our rogue pet's assassinated the fabled mob and it didn't die, well not immediately. The combination of being a low level mob, with outrageously high hps.

I might be wrong, but I think the fatal bowshot and the assassinate proc do the same 32k damage, enough to kill any mobs below 46, that they would normally occur against.

Now Karlah, you already know the answer to that. Our parts stand up on their own, no need for wire to push it up.

Even more convienent for you, I have a two part solution for your concerns. I'm guessing X would be happy to lend a hand at "supporting you" whenever you need a break from the nasty underwire, and at the same time, that might provide the means for enhancing the "male 'characteristics' for the female pleasure".

The only thing keeping the nausea at bay, is the delightfull knowledge of the brickwall known as reality that you will someday run into.

There are several approaches to getting into the woman of your choice's pants, and lets be honest, if you pee standing up, this is what it all boils down to.

You can try the sensitive, caring, "I'm not like the other guys" angle. So long as its just an angle, you're ok. Once you start believing in that;

-You lose respect of the other guys, and as much as you think you don't need them anymore, trust me, you will. (Chicks don't move couches for you, even if they are big enough to lift them alone.)

-While the Ladies may fill you up with "oh, he's so sweet" and "I wish my boyfriend was more like you" etc. Here's a news flash, they are blowing smoke up yer muffler.

-You are going to get dropped like Richard Hatch's pants the first time she runs across a guy that presents a "challenge" to her ability to attract him.

This might seem like I'm putting you down, and well, I am. But even still, this is the cold hard truth. But of course you can test it yourself.

Boy! I say Boy! Don't let them put you off the scent son. Why, You've got those Ladies all up in a lather. Those Ladies want you, son. Want you like a three day supply of chocolates. You're an inspiration to us all, son. Now get after them Ladies and show them what a real gentleman looks like!

Look back over it, I only see one item Mrs. Zax might have trouble with. As I don't have a regular 9-5 job, and I'm always thankfull she feeds me and the boys, no matter what or when it is, it doesn't apply here at the Casa de Gnome.

But the rest she has heard me say at some point in the past, and she is long past ignoring it.

QuoteOriginally posted by Leiyah
29. All men must give their girlfriend or wife full-body massages when requested. To be reciprocated in kind immediately after, along with a "happy finish".

30. Under no circumstances shall you expect or require sex daily.  Twice a Day shall be considered the norm.

31.  Staying at home with children during the day IS a full-time job and requires much more dedication, skill and patience than your "desk job".  So don't expect dinner to be served the moment you walk in the door. Dinner will be served after the "working" spouse has time to relax with a beer. Thirty minutes after entering the house is suffcient.

32.  1-800-FLOWERS.  Use it. Much cheaper than Hookers and dancers.

33.  Despite what you think, you do NOT need ice cream nightly. Nor do women need chocolate once a month.

34. Opening doors for your feminine counter-part should be innate. You never know when they might start shooting in there.. (old cowboy proverb)

35.  Chocolate does not solve all problems. Only money does that  

No chance Radx.

Sleeping thru the night....looked at the book Babywise yet? The first third of it is all justification, skip to the last 2/3 if all you want to do is sleep.

We followed the basic ideas and our boys slept thru the night for the first time by the 6th week, and by the 8th week they were making it almost every night.

We had a neighbor that insisted on feeding on demand and her daughter wasn't sleeping thru the night until the 8th MONTH. That was her choice, and there's nothing wrong with it, but we were pretty happy about getting our sleep.

Either way, both those kids look great. One of these days I will post a picture of my yard apes.

erm, ummm, hmmm.

If I had boobs to play with all day long.....

Happy Birthday.

The good news is, women in theory become more "interested" at about your age. I say in theory, because I didn't notice any appreciable change.

Oh yeah, we had one of those in the shower. Actually we still might. So you say my wife might use that thing, eh?

What is a puff, and why would a man use one?

My wife read that post and was almost in tears laughing so hard. She printed it out to share with the ladies at lunch that day.

She claims she's not as bad as the female version (she's not) and that the male version is pretty much dead on for her husband. I have to argue, as I never turn the vent fan on.

Radx, you are right, some "men" don't act like that, and in the anatomical sense you would be correct. They are indeed "real men". However, those would be the same guys that collect Show-tunes CD's and drink wine spritzers. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Our household tries to keep the genders un-bent, and it seems to work for us. My wife's not real big on the body noises at the dinner table, but she at least has us saying "excuse me" now.

omg that is awesome..

/bow