Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

General Discussion => General Topics => Topic started by: Superfly on May 18, 2004, 01:38:40 PM

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Post by: Superfly on May 18, 2004, 01:38:40 PM
Hi!

I'm an abandoned bulletin board and no one loves me.

Won't you put words on me and make me live again?
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Post by: Leiyah on May 18, 2004, 01:43:01 PM
Joo ain't no superfly!  I'll get a flyswatter on your ass so fast... :p
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Post by: Fizzgig on May 18, 2004, 10:37:10 PM
lol we love the board it was just down a couple of days
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Post by: Karlah on May 18, 2004, 11:25:40 PM
Board Good, Baby sitting/bouncing/kickboxing on bladder Bad :(
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Post by: Fizzgig on May 19, 2004, 03:08:09 AM
soon it'll be to big to kickbox....course at that point it'll probably have some extremity permenantly poked into your bladder.
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Post by: Karlah on May 19, 2004, 07:43:32 AM
NOOOO, this bladder is mine, it is off limits to any extremities whether they be internal or external!
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Post by: Rhatloz on May 19, 2004, 12:39:08 PM
The board is not abandoned.Even Rhatloz is posting here!
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Post by: Aelderie on May 19, 2004, 02:34:57 PM
So, it's not a baby anymore... it's now mutated into an octopus. No other explanation for it kicking bladder, lung, pelvic bone and kidney simultaneously.... right ribs hurt... tummy looks like cat in gunnysack...

HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO STAY UP THERE???

/comforts Karlah
/eyes rolling stomach with suspicion
/glares at Kiltrix
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Post by: Fizzgig on May 20, 2004, 04:37:00 AM
lol that's nothing try a 9lb breach when they are that big they end up putting their heads on top of your ribs and I'm telling you with a head on your ribs they have room to kick your bladder about 10 times harder then before lol
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Post by: Zaxboan on May 22, 2004, 11:50:53 PM
Our first was a 8lb 13oz breach. Mama was not a happy girl.
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Post by: Superfly on May 23, 2004, 05:15:37 AM
Why does every post on the general boards get hijacked into a pregnancy post?
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Post by: Maruxil Nottingwood on May 23, 2004, 03:05:52 PM
Want to talk about a mad mamma? lol....My mom swore that the day I was born I tried to kill her. They went ahead and had me the regular way and 12 hours latter out pops a 13lb 9oz baby boy.

No wonder my mom still scowls at me from time to time...lol
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Post by: Karlah on May 23, 2004, 10:56:52 PM
OMG OMG OMG Maruxil
/em crosses her legs.
/em calls the Obstetraician about a caesarean

QuoteOriginally posted by Superfly
Why does every post on the general boards get hijacked into a pregnancy post?

'cos its a family guild Fly-boy, how else do you think families are made?
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Post by: Superfly on May 24, 2004, 04:05:27 AM
Genetics
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Post by: Aelderie on May 24, 2004, 02:44:50 PM
LOL
I was 14 hours and 7lb 5oz.... Kil was 22 hours and 14lbs 3oz

/cry

can I get a redo?
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Post by: Zaxboan on May 24, 2004, 06:53:56 PM
It's all worth it.  Kids are the best pets you could ever have.

Of course I was watching the final holes of the '99 British Open when my 2nd was born. One eye on Van de Velde melting down, one eye on Mama, and saying breathe every 30 secs. It was an amazing morning. I needed a nap to recover.

Childbirth is tough on us Dads.

In all seriousness, you expectant Dads out there, make sure you get as much sleep as you can now. Because when the water breaks, your on 30 min naps for the next 72 hours. You won't believe how much stuff you have to handle, while she "recovers" from labor.
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Post by: Karlah on May 25, 2004, 01:07:30 AM
Oh Aeld,  did you not do the proper research before agreeing to have babies.  Always find out how big they were at birth !!!
/comfort
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Post by: Reyburn on May 25, 2004, 08:04:59 PM
Well let see, I was six weeks early and put my mother through 24 hours of labor, made her have her second cecerean. Plus I still weighed over 9 lbs.  Just think about what kind of a monster I would have been if I had gone the full 9 months. :)