Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

(ahhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeem)

To the Keepers of Fortitude:

    Long has it been since I last screwed up a heal and forced a Guild Wipe, or held my breath for what seemed like an eternity to capture the elusive King Bergurgle(Yes, I butcher his name on purpose). I am one of the older Keepers, yet I refrain from misleading you to think I was one of the most active :p I'm not sure if anyone will recognize me.. Because, well, I've been gone a long while.. and things change.

    Perhaps before I continue, I should educate my minions.. er.. You guys... On where I have been this whole time. I mean, I think the last time I left... Was the one time I didnt say goodbye. And as close I have became with several of you I hope you dont think that there was no reasoning behind my random monthly cancelation. Things haven't been so well in RL.. I mean they are wayyyyy better now.. but, well, you might as well know the truth to my dissapearence. But let me just say right now, I insure everything is so much better and I'm not trying to gain any acceptance for my departure, just an honest tale to those who care to hear about it. At the time I quit the game, my girlfriend was diagnosed with skin cancer and graves disease. And I just didnt handle it well in the begining, and devoted all my time to her. After I got my EQ bill, a game I had seemingly forgot I had ever played (yeah.. 4+ years of EQ and it went away like that), I canceled it. I am relieved to say everything is much better with my girlfriend.. and blah blah blah... Life is much better as a whole.

    SO! Besides just stopping in to say hey,  which is something that has taken me quite a while to do. I just wanted to tell all of you I will not be returning to EQLive.. But I will be signging up for Everquest 2. If ther servers are identical.. There is no doubt it will be Saryrn Server with Orian the Gnome Cleric. So, if anyone else plans on moving on, then be sure to send me a tell and...

    Ok, Sorry I have to wrap this up and go to work, but I just missed my Keepers and the memories we've had and wanted to throw a 'Whats Up' your way. I will be around the boards if theres anything No-Guildy related I can post about... but if you guys know something about me... It's that I can't shutup sometimes :D I will hopefully see you all again in this world or the next, but until then, Always remember.....

(clears throat)

GNOME POWAH!

Orian Gemfire
Retired Templar of the Saryrn Server
Master Baker
Keeper of the Pee-Stained Booties

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If you guys will still have me that is.

-Orian

 I am Dr.Nick Riviera !

You're a fake. In all walks of life you're putting up a front. However, your clever front brings you money and fortune as you are able to fool the dumb masses of the world! You clever bitch

Which simpson Character are YOU?

Really stupid actually. Made it when I was level 8.. I guess it was like 2 years back (Yeah I know.. I am sooooooo sucky for as long as Ive been alive.)

:)

^Orian at a young age.. breaking it down like there isnt a tommorow.

P.S. - Im much handsomer now, and look a lot less like a gremlin

Finally.. a chance to translate your barbaric human names into the names of gods. Gnome names. Turn ur speakers up, I found this quite cute: http://flock-of-fairies.com/html/gnome_names.html

...well.. thats an oxymoron.. but you get the point.

What is this my third return post!

argh!

I hate doing this.. Im back! Blah! Blah! Blah! Ready to serve a.. a.. troll? What? Well.. I have been plotting to overthrow Airelyn the High Elf for years now. This new leadership of Stinkiness has really put a kink in my plans!

Oh well, fresh start.

Dont worry Keepers... One day I will lead this Guild to the true victory it is capable of!!!

... but thats for a later post. (Bumraz, its good to see ya agin!) Just wanted to say Im back.. Still using the same old sarcastic (and mostly cheesy jokes) ... still rocking the emerald dragon scalebreastplate like I always wanted too... and still holding a not-so-secret love for a certian halfling officer (erm) Again, Another post entirely!!'

:D :D :D

It's good to be back, and I hope to share many more good times with you as I have for many moons now.

As this post shows.. the Spam has began! There is no escape!!!

The Sacred Protector of the 24 Crayolas
Orian the Gnomish Cleric

Heya guys,
Just wanted to let everyone know I'm still here (if ya care.. :(). It's been like 2 weeks since I played.. and just wanted to give a heads up that hopefully I willl be back soon (green bp and all). My life outside of EQ is a direct reflection of my life in EQ... if things arent going right in real life - I just try to fix it using EQ Time. I know sometimes I can be "that annoying guild member who spams" but nevertheless, I got a special place in my heart for all of you (pixel or not).. :) And just wanted to let you know I am missing my EQ Life and Ill try to fix things in real life, so I can make the return.

Gnome

Without getting too in detail, let me just say how great it is to be back in the land of Norrath and more importantly - in the Keepers of Fortitude. The last few months have been internet hell for this Gnome, and what started out to be a small break from EQ turned into a downard spiral of errors and screw ups leaving me homesick and at one point even considering to call up Verant and tell them to cancel the whole thing. It's pretty late right now, so tommorow some time I will reply to this topic and explain exactly what happened, but right now I just wanted to get a topic up to let everyone know the Gnome is back in town and I am very excited to be apart of this great group of people once again...

Your Future King and Overlord,
Orian
52 Gnome Cleric
Longtime Friend/Member of the Keepers of Fortitude

HE LIVES!

Taken before Orian grew his goat and shaved his burns...

After repeated begging for an hour Korba let me try his BP on... waaaaaahhhhhhh...

Friend of mine, helping me camp Bergurgle (which didnt turn out so well), decided that we should have some fun first. Here is a pic of him, taken from me who had jumped seconds earlier:

Saw the New Guy today..

Surprisingly there were Several (atleast 4) Everquest jokes which I found hilarious.

All and all the Movie wasnt the greatest but it wasnt as bad as.. Erm.. Let say Showtime.

Just thought I'd let everyone know how far EQ has grown.

to ME!
lol

Months of work down the drain?

EDIT: Hmm.. The 'I'lls' came out with a bunch of slashes in them for some odd reason. Sorry, wont let me edit the poll part. No matter, you guys get the point..

EDIT x2: Apparent the Moderators are the only ones who can edit the actual poll so if one of you guys feel like it go right ahead :)