Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
ROFLMAO!
Happy Valentines day to you, too, Leiyah ;)
Not quite a poem, but here ya go
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*someone hands you a box of chocolates*
*You immedately think the following*
Chance the candy is laced with sleep-inducing sedatives: 75%
Chances of you waking up hand-cuffed to a bed: 80%
Chances of him/her hurting you painfully if you don't accept his/her candy: 100%
What do you do.. What DO you do?...
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(c) Amber Panyka ~ Artist of Miss Mab
QuoteChances of you waking up hand-cuffed to a bed
Hrm....good so far...
QuoteChances of him/her hurting you painfully
Hrm...hrm....could be fun...
Quoteif you don't accept his/her candy
I don't think I'm allowed to reply to that part....
Glul, and you wonder why so many women are armed nowadays........
.... I do?
the "you" was a generalized pronoun, referring to society at hand....geez, what do they teach in schools nowadays???? :confused:
LOL
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