Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

you're a Serial Killer!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Serial Killer which means you are a Brilliant / Sick. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Brilliant" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Sick" characteristics.

That means you're basically a smart, and devious loner. Chances are although you prefer solitude, you're a deeply troubled person full of demented and disturbing ideas. On a personal level, you're troubled. You may worry too much about how you compare to others, and your mood suffers under such intense personal scrutiny. You use sensless slaughter as a form of problem solving / entertainment. Seek peace thru yoga and granola, possibly tofu.

1. You make the bed.....0

2. You didnt make the bed.....0

3. You make the bed while naked.....+10

4. You make the bed naked only to quickly be involved in messing it up.....+100

5. You complain about  the toilet seat being up.....0

6. You complain about  the toilet seat being up while naked.....+10

7. You didnt notice the toliet seat was up because your still helping us mess up the bed.....+1000

8. You expect us to know what extra-light panty liners with wings are.....-100

9. You expect us to go anywhere in the snow .....-100

10. you get us a beer.....+10

11. you never mention the liners again.....+1000

12. You ask us to check out a suspicious noise at night.....0

13. You realize that noise was a fart.....+100

14. You figure as long as were both up its time to make some...errr suspicious noises.....+500

15. You compare us to a six iron.....+100

16. The only furry creature you have isnt a cat and were allowed to pet it.....+100

AT THE PARTY:

1. You stay by his side the entire party.....-100

2. You take him to chat with a College roomate.....-10

3. Named Tiffany.....+30

4. Tiffany is a dancer.....+40

5. With breast implants.....+100

HER BIRTHDAY:

1. You remember his birthday.....0

2. You take him out to dinner.....-10

3. You take him out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....-100

4. Okay, it is a sports bar.....+200

5. And it's all-you-can-eat night.....+300

6. It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of his favorite team ...+500

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS:

1. Go with a friend.....0

2. The friend is happily married.....-10

3. The friend is single.....+7

4. She drives a Ferrari.....+10

5. With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....+100

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER:

1. You go to a movie.....+2

2. You go to a movie he likes.....+4

3. You go to a movie you hate.....+6

4. You go to a movie you like.....-100

5. This title has the word flower, marriage, friend, love or was made before 1970.....-100

6. Which features singing.....-100

7. You lied and said something blewup.....-300

YOUR PHYSIQUE:

1. You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-25

2. You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it...+1000

3. You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-200

4. You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....0 - point taken

THE BIG QUESTION: You ask, "You ask do I look fat?"

1. You expected a response.....-10

2. You forgot to wait for a commercial.....-35

3. You accept a 'shrug' as a valid answer.....-100

4. You asked while naked.....+100

COMMUNICATION: When you want to talk about a problem:

1. You begin talking without seeking a resolution.....-100

2. You talk for more than 30 minutes.....-100

3. OMG are you still talking........-100

4. You continued talking while undressing, and dancing around the room.....+200

5. You fallen asleep feeling well taken careof.....+200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH:

1. You talk.....-100

2. You don't talk.....+500

3. You spend time with him......-200

4. You don't spend time with him.....+500

5. we didnt even know it was that time......+1000

Congradulations "120 IQ is qutie high for higher schoolers 120 is avg for college students"... your on par with  people that drink too much, think cold pizza is a food group and cant find their class rooms half the time... Im interested to see what this ranks with people outside college anyone care to fill me in.

a Famous College student once said "DUDE 2 more kegs and i think i graduate"

Congratulations, John!
Your IQ score is 137
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here.

During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We analyzed how you did on each of those questions which reveals how your brain uniquely works.

We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is Visual Spatial Genius.

You can see from the screen shots that IM not in the first 2....

Little know fact, first attempt wiped

Then guess who showed up (Hush it wasnt Fadanat it was me)

So no matter what Lohagen does he needs me (I was behind the wall in the Slime picture)

So for the math people Lohagen+Ryverwind=Uber

 MUAHAHAAHHAA

Can you buy a camera and take a picture of yourself when reality finally slams you in the forehead..... Would be a priceless look on your face im sure.

Life is a little different when mom isnt making dinner and doing your laundry... dont say we didnt warn you...

I hit question 3 and ran out of Ridilin

Actually Radx make sure you read this also, dont make the rest of us guys look bad.




Men's rules which women should live by.  Enjoy!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need    it down. You don't hear us
complaining about  you leaving it down.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not  work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!

5. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,  all comments become null and void after 7 days.

9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to  act like soap opera guys.

10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done.  Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,  for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no  idea what mauve is.

16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you  don't want to hear.

19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine.  Really.

20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, golf, the shotgun formation, or
monster trucks.

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

24. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that; it's like
camping.

I put all the most negative stuff i could see in and it say im Care bear.... i think everyone should be happy.....

Millar is the only person that has gottem me killed more than lohagen, and he did it all in one night, cant wait to get him tagged.

Great to see you on our boards, Hope to see more of you in game

IF you havent down loaded these please do so, unless your a ranjoor and cant read maps anyhow.

24.85207% - Geek - before marriage i think my score would've doubled.

Yea I know I should't have posted this.... Dont open this file if your going to get mad at me.

With that disclaimer I had a vision of Tonzafun in New Zealand....

/Shudder

You only liked it cause the sheep outnumber the people 2 to 1