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Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
lol
ROFLMAO
Congratulations, You will...Be Murdered
(you have 2 years 6 months and 13 days to live, from the date you read this)
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
goodbye, cruel world! my death will be self-inflicted
Mine too this is disturbing. I have two days to live ... think the wraith will pop in that time?
Congratulations, You will...
Die in an Auto Accident
(you have about 2 years to live, from the date you read this)
The last thing you remember is being thrown through your windshield and face first into the hitch of the truck in front of you. Doing 80 in a 25 zone might have seemed impressive to the girl in the passengers seat.. to bad she died as well.
Hmm, maybe I shouldnt have bought that new car after all.
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats.
Natural causes here... that is pretty damn funny.
Burn to Death
(6yrs and 14 days to live)
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
Note to self: Next time make sure cigarette is OUT :cool:
Ill drown. By my next payday! Guess there will be no drinking near houseboats for me!
ROFL