I was walking around my favorite old zone LFay! When all the sudden I ran face to face into a magical creature. She led me by the hand to a wonderful land. Now I am thinking man maybe she is just disguised as a fairy or some other fairy tale stuff like that. But then we arrived at a small village. All the other fairies were stairing at me like I was meat when I spied in the distance something shiny. I just had to pull out my camera and take a pic...
Well it was all fun till the tin man pressured me into eating part of his house...As you can see I was temporarily out of action while they fairies flew around with my camera.
Well after I woke up I got mad cause the gear guy had tricked me. So I told him to hand over his money. He said tuff shit human. So I attacked. The whole fight he was screaming about protecting princess Jolean I dont know I took his recording device though so they have no evidence I murdered him.