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General Discussion => Screenshots and Other Funny Things => Topic started by: chingerz on July 26, 2002, 04:27:16 PM

Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: chingerz on July 26, 2002, 04:27:16 PM
linkage (//%22http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/fatsuit020725.html%22)

this speaks for itself
Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: Kaneril Knightwing on July 26, 2002, 07:57:59 PM
Ummmm, I've been drinking gasoline for years. I want to sue the gas companies for not properly disclosing the lack of nutriative qualties in their various octanes of fuel. I have since lost alot of weight and feel it is all the fault of the Gas companies. If they had come out and said their fuels had no protien or carbohydrates I would have switched to Diesel fuel.
Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: Carellron on July 26, 2002, 08:39:26 PM
It was bound to happen eventually in our society.  We don't have enough control/common sense to know when to 1. Stop drinking, hence we can sue bartenders now.  2. Not stuff that third BigMac in our pie holes, hence they'll be able to sue the burger flippers and finall 3. Enough sense to know that we really shouldn't be smoking (me included).
Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: Machavelli on July 26, 2002, 09:22:49 PM
hmmm... so all i need to do to make a few million dollars is.... eat about 300 pounds of Crisco then sue them? interesting.... :D
Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: variagruss on July 27, 2002, 03:33:14 PM
Only in America hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...........................................................................................................................................................................


Variagruss Voyevoda:D
Title: the herd needs thinning
Post by: Fizzgig on July 27, 2002, 11:20:13 PM
lol if I were the fast food companies I'd sue the lawyer for idiocy.  someone should tell the guy to eat a salad occasionally....or do the homer fat test...rub it on a wall if you can see through it the food is not good for you lol....I mean serriously does anyone believe that any of that stuff is good for you?