The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.
Feel better?
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If this joke is too offensive take it off but I was LOL for real when I read it :)
OMG that's tooo funny
Gives new meaning to the words
"bend over backwards for family"