Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

Your package is but a shadow

Soulstar has no package

Grats Fiz

Nice Juggs

Grats Kaz :-) Despite what "they" say, it still feels damn good doesn't it :-)

mmm.... peanut buster parfait....

Mommy, how do babies get made?

:-) Grats Aire. If it's a boy, name him Andrew. If it's a girl, name her Spike.

I knew Aire was a raver chick.

Motherly type my ass. Aire gets down with her freaky glow sticks.

Girl you know its true

How YOU doin?

The fungi and seahorse belt were borrowed, well, more extorted.

I think my regular BP at the time was a Seb Scale Coat

The solution to the puzzle!

Cougar Claw Earring
Cougar Claw Earring
Cloak of Truth
Crested Spaulders
Hero Bracer
Crafted Bracer
Fungi Tunic
Polished Mithril Torque
Seblite Scale Cap (Because I liked the Polar Bear hat look!)
Velium Fire Wedding Rings x 2
Black Ice Legs
Black Ice Arms
Coetrie General Boots / Jboots
Worked Dragonskin Mask
Lammentation
Green Jade Axe
Spiked Seahorse Hide Belt

Man I wish I had devoted that chunk of long term memory to something else.

Going through old screen shots today, I found these old inventory screen shots from long ago. After I finished crying, I thought it might be fun for everyone to share in my secret shames of the past. Post your own midlevel inventory sheets if you've got em!

My bad. I know little about monk weapons, except that they don't weigh anything.

The high delay thing usually gets balanced out by the higher damage. It all depends how much you miss I suppose. My 2hs has a delay of 44 I think, but I still manage to get 11 more dps than dual wielding.

Why am I awake. For that matter, why are you awake? And why can't bazaar not crash for just one night?

It depends what weapons you were using when you parsed your damage. I average about 54 dps with dual wield and 68 dps with 2hs. However, the damage parsers don't reflect weapon procs, so it's hard to pinpoint your exact dps. Since all your weapons have procs if I recall, you'd have to play with the numbers a bit.

As far as being good or not, I wouldn't be worried unless your dps drops below 50. If it does, you'll know that you've been nerfed again.

Hey, weren't you a chanter in HnE??????

Just kidding :-) Welcome aboard

"You're sending The Wolf?"

"You feel better now mother******?"

"Shiiii ******, that's all you had to say!"

In retrospect, it's hard to quote Pulp Fiction in a family environment.

Oh, and hiya!