Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

oh my loged in and no one was on, is keepers still around?

Give me my sword back before you go... oh wait i quit also 8) (by the way for those that havent figured it out... its the only way to actually WIN at everquest lol)

First get DSL
Second get Cablemodem
Third get a dedicated T1
Forth get a dedicated DS3
Fifth Quit playing EQ

Best i got for you, let me know if any work.

KSers

Whats up with that leiyah

1021... i shall beat you

Zax I think your right on here, this is a perfect solution. I personally know that I wouldnt mind making that kind of sacrifice to spare my wife from those underwires. Unfortunatly not many men are as sensitive and willing ot help as we are, maybe if more men were willing to give their wives a 'hand up' this world would be a better place.

Karlah, Think about it this way... if women didnt like all the attention they got from wearing those 'contraptions' they would invent something else...

Now if wearing some funky contraption would gain a guy the same type of attention you gals get we'd be wearing the funkiest damm things you ever saw... but all we'd get is another chick rolling their eyes at us... so back to football.

Geeze its called Hygiene i would highly recommend everyone date someone that changes on a regular basis... And yes i think they should change for you, like into something sexy at times... and dont even think of marrying someone that dosent change... thats disgusting.

Dont misunderstand im not claiming to be the king of Hygiene but I do change on a simi regular basis.

And frostta, i dont know about you... but changing the other person sounds fun to me >8-), but im sure when they are done changing you there will need to be some adjusting... i can get on board there... stuff need to hang a certain way, and i never seem to get that underwire in the right place... oh well keep practicing.

Oh my i cant believe this is at 51 posts... well wth im going for the record time to fuel the fire...

Lets leave all the sensitive crap to the chicks...

K all you sensitive people into the kichen where you belong... if your done in there head to the bedroom >8)........GRRRR never mind about the bedroom stuff... we have sensitive guys around here,  need to do some additional screening... /sigh

THE MAN CODE  
 
1. Thou shall not rent the movie "Chocolat"  
 
2. Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.  
 
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.  
 
4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.  
 
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.  
 
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)  
 
7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.  
 
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.  
 
9. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.  
 
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.  
 
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.  
 
12. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it.  
 
13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.  
 
14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem, you didn't see nothin'.  
 
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.  
 
16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.  
 
17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.  
 
18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.  
 
19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.  
 
20. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.  
 
21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.  
 
22. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.  
 
23. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"C'mon, give me one more! Harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers."
"Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?"  
 
24. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.  
 
25. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.  
 
26. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.  
 
27. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.  
 
28. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not, unless you are gay.

sup kids long time no see... thought i would hop on an harass you all 8)

THE LIST
1 Head  = Helm of The Tracker
2 Wrist = Runed Scout Bracer
3 Arm = Crystal Chitin Arms
4 Chest = Dark Assasin Chestplate
5 Legs = Gladiator Chain leggings
6 Feet = Worked Dragonhorn Boots
7 Hands = Tunarean Scout Gloves
8 Bow = Blessed Faydark Thunderbolt

9 Place = The Hole
10 Purpose =  Epic Nuggets

But not all on the same post yet i take it.

1 helmet of tracker
2 runed scout bracer
3 crystal chitin arms
4 dark assasin bp
5 Worked Dragonhorn Boots
6 Gladiator's Chain Leggings
7 Tunarean Scout Gloves
8 Blessed Faydark Thunderbolt
9 The Hole
10 Epic Nuggets

1 helmet of tracker
2 runed scout bracer
3 crystal chitin arms
4 dark assasin bp
5 Iksar Hide Boots
6 Gladiator's Chain Leggings
7 SCHW
8 Blessed Faydark Thunderbolt
9 The Hole
10 Epic Nuggets