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#4
General Topics / It's a girl
November 28, 2003, 04:18:00 AM
Honest, I really, really tried to resist the temptation......I lost! :D
Bonebi n crew
*someone needs to volunteer to rent me couch space*
Bonebi n crew
*someone needs to volunteer to rent me couch space*
#5
General Topics / It's a girl
November 12, 2003, 05:29:37 PM
hehe
She won't tell y'all what theme song I keep threatening to send to them :D
/ducks
/gate ;)
She won't tell y'all what theme song I keep threatening to send to them :D
/ducks
/gate ;)
#6
General Topics / Jebbus Demarr
October 28, 2003, 08:29:34 PM
The Hate Raid was the best though :) Fell asleep on the panio :D
Last Friday I stated that I was about to pull a Jebbus on the Aary raid....
Like Zax said, you comin' back anytime soon?
Last Friday I stated that I was about to pull a Jebbus on the Aary raid....
Like Zax said, you comin' back anytime soon?
#7
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Well here's one way to do it
October 25, 2003, 01:55:49 AM
Too bad he didn't get away with it.....
#8
General Topics / Official Retirement post
October 17, 2003, 09:03:55 PM
Bah, everyone I knew as a wee lad is leaving :(
Good luck Kaz :)
Good luck Kaz :)
#9
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / What is your battlecry?
October 01, 2003, 11:20:27 PM
Hark! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Carellron, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to bludgeon you to the moon and back, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
I still think
"Watch me snare something and die!" is much better :D
"I'm going to bludgeon you to the moon and back, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"
I still think
"Watch me snare something and die!" is much better :D
#10
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / For all the men out there, please read
September 24, 2003, 10:12:13 PM
Just to be fair
Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
(That's our story, and we're sticking to it!)
Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, You would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given all three to me. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
(That's our story, and we're sticking to it!)
#11
General Topics / fun vampyre game
September 08, 2003, 11:23:52 PM
/shrug
I've been called that for the last 16 years...
I've been called that for the last 16 years...
#12
General Topics / fun vampyre game
September 08, 2003, 09:02:49 PM
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Sultan of The Far East
Known in some parts of the world as:
EQ Toon's name used
Master of Gypsies
The Great Archives Record:
A traveller of travellers, of good humour but dangerous
RL name used :D
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rob Keat
Known in some parts of the world as:
Father of The Horned One
The Great Archives Record:
Sworn to one more ancient than the devil.
Sultan of The Far East
Known in some parts of the world as:
EQ Toon's name used
Master of Gypsies
The Great Archives Record:
A traveller of travellers, of good humour but dangerous
RL name used :D
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Rob Keat
Known in some parts of the world as:
Father of The Horned One
The Great Archives Record:
Sworn to one more ancient than the devil.
#13
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Assist
September 08, 2003, 06:00:11 PM
With Radx's inability to keep his mouth shut he will have a, let's just say, a difficult time in the military. For those that have served their country as I have you know of what I speak ;)
#14
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Assist
September 04, 2003, 09:20:02 PM
Radx is young, that's the youth talkin'. Reality will set in soon enough.
#15
General Topics / *stab*
August 21, 2003, 03:42:13 PM
Hey Sparko!
Get your lizard arse back in game! LOL
Get your lizard arse back in game! LOL