Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

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FADDYPOO



BTW I can't read the secret boards as it should be.  Since I am not a member I totally understand.  So if you told me to not have the door hit me on the ass, I didn't see it.  Friends May the Mooooo be with you always.  Keep me in mind if you need a Wizard to help with a raid, or pickup group.

This is the usual drivel!  

Captains log, stardate 10.20.03.  We have encountered a klingon vessel.  We have tried wiping it with toilet paper but it has no effect.  Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not a janitor.  


Welcome to the Fadanat Late show.  /applause!......


We will now take questions from the audience.

Audience member..  "Fadanat, I love you, you are so hot!"

Fadanat, "uh, uh, uh, Thank you sir, but did you have a question?"


Audience member,  "Yes if you had to eat a python snake or a fellow guild member to stay alive what would you eat??


Fadanat, "Well is the guild member a she?"


/audience applaudes,,,, hahahahahhaha


Ok tonights first guest is an avid Everquest player, and humanitarian,  please welcome, BIGEARS...


/Audience goes insane wiht applaus!!!!!!!!  /clap clap clap


Fadanat, "Please have a seat Bigears"

Bigears, " Thank you.."

Fadanat, "So let me work my way up to the juicy questions"

Audience, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh"

Fadanat, "So are those things real?  I mean they are HUGE!!!"

..........................This is a test of the emergency broadcast system,,,,............. Fadanat After Hours will be off the air for the next decade...................///BEEEEEEEEEEEEP



Fizzgig has bazoookaaaaaaaaaaas!!!   You lucky guy husband man whom I forget to mention....


Why is Tortilla pronounced Tortea?  You Hispanics better fix your words!!!

Oui!

absolutly not!!! I will not be the weenie roast mascot!


This concludes our broadcast day..........................


FaD


Disclaimer  Bigears has a RACK!, but I can't say it or I shall be sued.  Fizzgig has a RACK but I can't say it or I shall be sued.   I am drunk..  Wookie wookie wookie spend a day in the corn rows.  I shall attempt to eat that lizard who stole my virginity.  No views here are the views of anoyone other than FADANANT   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGG  peace be with you, the force is my ally and I shall pee on you stove.  Wicked be the players of chaos.  AND GOD BLESS THE CHILDREN!!!!

rogue

Prowling amidst the steppes, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Fadanat! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"



FAD

I don't blame you Ryver.  Goodluck and may the moo be with you.



FAD

Do we tell the recruits that I am in the guild after they are in and stuck with us already, or before they are in so they have a chance to run away?



FAD


Just checking

Everytime they release an expansion, the game breaks.  Just like clockwork.  The programing boobs are idiots.


But how do I really feel.


F

Fizzy could not handle the Fadanat.  Keep your puppies because when the big dog comes to play the adventure has just begun.



Fad Jerramy

Fizzgig will NOT be winning our fantasy football league.  I have suspended her for 5 games for flirting with the commissioner in order to obtain unfair advantage.  


FAD


Ok suspension lifted since she flashed me.

The best pie in the world is a RED HUCKLEBERRY PIE!!!   I just baked on last Sunday for my grandma.  My wife and I spent five hours picking huckleberries.  It took for freaking ever!!  However it was my grandma's favorite pie, and she passed away on Tuesday.  We knew she was going that week, and the 5 hours of hard work paid off because she loved it!!  

FAD

Losing ones grandmother to cancer puts the football, eq, waste of time, arguement thread into it's proper perspective of WHO CARES!

PAXIL ANYONE?  PROZAC?



FAD

as the average wheat crop yeilds in Spain in the year 1124
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That would be 3.4 bushles per yard



FAD



I really think people learn some of life lessons in EQ (in some basic form). Forces you to work together to accomplish some common goal, figure out strategies and customize standards for your individual needs, team work, making goals for yourself, learning to get along with others with different views and backgrounds, learning value of good communication skills, leadership skills, etc.
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This is what I learned from EQ....

Mindy is the girl that shall never leave my heart.

If you care for someone then express yourself to them before you lose them.

If you find a person that you would give your life for keep them they will bring you happiness.

Follow what your heart says it speaks what is known as the truth. Believe in it or it can hurt you later on.



"Tell me if that doesn't rot your brain more than sports or television"?   Enough said I WIN THE ARGUEMENT

I don't see your sig.

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BIGGEST UPSET!!!  HOUSTON OVER MIAMI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH  HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHH  HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA


Denver is going nowhere with Jake the Fake.
My Fourtyniners are BACK!!!  Well let them beat someone that's good before I claim that.
Kansas City looks good, Chargers stinky dinky doo.
Oakland Raiders had to be the worst coached team of the day, 150+ yards in penalties, screwed up the last potential winning drive with 3 consecutive rookie type mistakes!!!
Seahawks looked better than last year.
Bills over Patriots 31 to ZIP!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Saint Louis needs to shelf Warner for Bulger but Mike Marxs Ego is TOOO FOOKING BIG for his own good.  Rams will suck AGAIN, and Kurt Warners wife needs to grow her hair out or come out of the closet!
Colts high powered offense only scoring 9 points but still beating the lonely BROWNIES!!!  SAD SAD SAD for both pathetic teams!
Detroit looked very good, but against Arizona doesn't matter, stop playing Canadian Football Cardinals, and try a real NFL team.


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I predict the score tomorrow to be, Philly 17-Tampa Bay 16


Faddy MOooo moo

Just a reminder draft is Friday 6am Pacific AMERICAN time.  


Mooanat