Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

ROLFMFAO

i love playing my rogue laiy is right they are super mega fun to play.  i would never create much less play a ranger sorry.  but now my sk kinda rocks! when he was 35th lvl i could fear kite a frost giant solo.  that is much cooler then sitting around LFG all the time SK's can solo, tank, and FD split pull...very versitile very fun.

Hark! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is Unoshato Katayama, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

and for Kudaku

Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Kudaku Tenmadokujin, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to clobber you until you acquire caulrophobia, then bake cookies!!"

and finally for Majier ..

Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the steppes! It is Majier Zaxboanite, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!!"



hmm.. weird thing is if you enter just the first name of the character it becomes quite different and sometime extreme such as..



Sprinting out of the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Majier! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until your mom feels it in her womb!!"

or

Lo! Who is that, skulking on the freeway! It is Unoshato, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! No flesh shall be spared!"

and finally

Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the mountains! It is Kudaku, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming cry, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

Unoshato, you are a Word Warrior.

This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary.

I.E. you suck at math

now see i would have thought you a bit more cautious then to fall for nytehunter's old "yeah sure pick a coffin and have a bit of a lie down"...line .. honestly ..actually i am surprised he even showed you his coffins most vampires are rather delicate bout folks knowing where they sleep.

:eek:

DOUVAL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:

Caesar Choiseul

Known in some parts of the world as:

Kronos of Whores

The Great Archives Record:

Beautiful, evil, seductive and dangerous!

art  i have had that four layer desert (or so it is called here) it is eryveryveryveryveryvery good.

So wait. Looking down from the towering heights of your staggering intellect. After telling me your going drop it.  You reach thru the vast repertoire of your immense and clearly superlative vocabulary and tell me I am dumb as a brick.  
Wow I am awestruck sir.  But yes lets do drop the subject since as you say I am obviously in the wrong about this subject.  
On a funny note I would like to point out that your inferring my intellect is on par with a rectangular block of stone is in a way you stereotyping me into the "well he doesn't watch sports and doesn't have a law degree thus must be stupid" category. Or it could just be that I hit a bit to close to the mark with my -

"sitting around with a room full of guys and girls watching TV and esp. watching sports all the while drinking yelling for folks to shut up so you can hear and eating potato chips is well .. not my idea of fun"

-remark and you felt the need to lash out from the lofty heights of your massive brain's intense ponderings and squash the insect complaining about societies norm's below your feet. Perhaps it is a bit presumptuous of me to think your football watching parties are like that maybe yours are different and you all have the game on but it is muted and your dissecting Poe and Shakespeare verbally while sipping a rare white wine from an ancient vintage and waxing poetically about historical contests in the arena at Rome and its relevance to today's organized sports leagues.  
:D

hahahha i wont even respond to all your points axe since tempers are high except to say this ... sitting around with a room full of guys and girls watching TV and esp watching sports all the while drinking yelling for folks to shut up so you can hear and eating potato chips is well .. not my idea of fun...

since A.)  I dont drink and I find folks who are drunk/tipsy to be asinine and yeah they try to talk logic and intellectually(or else try to get into fights with me, either verbally or otherwise) but  frankly they are kinda drunk so are talking nonsense,yet will yell out how intellectual (IE culture and intellect based on the lowest mob mentality of watch folks hurt each other, which is sooo intelectual)  they are at any given moment.  

and B.) again it is four hours of commercials and retarded announcers folks try to tell me to shut up so they can hear yet dont pay attention to anyways.

---but whatever axe you made a statement, I responded, and you have spoken on this subject with me before and should have prolly known this one was coming.  So think what you want former skirt wearing cheerleader, my point was participating in a game is far more fun and exciting then sitting around watching others do so, esp if you have to sit thru asinine commercials.

because art you are much more in the norm bro.  folks here in dallas belittle and make fun of me because i Choose to read or game online rather then veg out with john madden watching football and my lack of sports knowledge to them is a critical hit upon my manhood and my virility and apparantly because i dont mindlessly sit there watch other people fight over a piece of leather for four hours at a time i am wierd.  so there ya go. dont get all into an uproar and most certaily dont take this as a flame because as far as most folks are concerned football is more real to them then books or games and much more relevant to them then anything to be learned from games friends from around the world and most esp not from books.  :cool:

<~~~ weird and proud of it.!~


p.s. gonna PM that to art since he says he wont read this thread anymore =)

I read horror,  mystery, fantasy, sci-fi, and history mostly...with the occasional biography thrown in.. and not nessicarily in that order.

playing eq is actualy participating in something most folks play it as an escape from the humdrum of life and I personally play it so I can murder without the jail time :P

Again I stand by my statement sitting and watching sports on TV is a waste of my time. No matter how much I would yell at the screen and no matter what happened I could not make madden shut up and I could not make the ref's change stupid calls and penalty's.  And again it had no effect on my life whatsoever if some team I liked won or lost a game.  Eq on the other hand is something a person can participate in and "gasp" have fun doin.

Now I know this must seem strange to you guys who do in fact enjoy thinking that sitting and watching the TV and esp watching sports on TV is a fun and life enriching experience but trust me, try reading a book.  You get the same life-enrichment minus the commercials and you might actually learn something.  

Knowing who has the most rushing yards or Hat-tricks is a waste of space in the brain.  How many times has your knowledge of sports stats actually done more the impress someone with less information? has it ever won you money? has the knowledge of sports statistics ever bettered the world? no.  

Has organized Society placed such a value upon vegitating for hours each week in front of the tube that life, happiness, and personal satifaction have now come to be measured in terms of your sports trivia knowledge? If so then I assure you I am the dumbest, most unelightened man who ever walked this earth.  But most of you knew that already.  

To me who won last weeks Game is as irrelivant to my day to day life as the average wheat crop yeilds in Spain in the year 1124.  It does not effect me as a person it does not effect the world around me (except stadium highway traffic jams and the occasion RIOT on the news when some team has lost.) and it most certainly does not matter one whiff to me if or if not some team won or lost.  Because I happen to not care, I found better uses for my time and much better information to clog my brain up with.  It's called books you should look into it sometime. Might change your life.

P.S. art .. your reply came in while i was typing this one. I was not in fact berating folks in general I was belittling Axe because he asked me (see top of post) to stop playing eq and go watch TV.  Which is something i find a stupid waste of my time and do it as little as possible.  Yes eq is a waste of time sometimes as well, but alot of times I actually have fun playing it and I enjoy meeting and hanging out with folks all over the world.  personally i find that particiapating in a game, Like eq is miles from sitting and mindlessly watching the game on tv but that is my opinion.

I Don't watch sports on Tv.  If my TV is on it must be friday saturday or sunday night and britcom's must be on otherwise i dont bother watching tv at all.  After I quite drinking 8 years ago i discovered something about myself.  Watching sports on TV (yes any sports) bores me.  I find it boring to sit on my couch and watch guys who make millions of dollars fight over a piece of leather.  
I find the announcers of these events stupid and I would happily AXE-Murder them and their whole families.  I hate when something crucial is happening on the field and these tardo announcers are telling us that Joe bob down there number 54 well his grandma makes awesome cookies.. I SO DONT CARE.
The average telecast of an american football game is 4 hours.  4 hours of your life.  I learned something about myself once i got sober.  My life did not change in any way state or form if my fav hockey or football team won or lost.  My life did not end if the Chiefs lost to the Bronco's, The world did not end and the Sky did not fall.  But what did happen was I found previously unused hours and hours of my life on the weekends and monday night with which i could now write and game and have fun.  See i figure sitting on my ass watching other people do things whilst i lay about doin jack all was a massive waste of my time.  and that is all we have in this life is our time here.  does my team winning a football game better my life in any way?? no not really.  Do i accomplish anything at all towards furthering my goals and dreams by watching football for 8 hours on saturday 8 hours on sunday and 4 more hours on monday?  NO.  Do i feel sorry for all the hours of my life i wasted sitting in front of the TV accomplishing nothing knowing those are hours and hours of my life i WILL never get back.  NO.
At least when your playing a game, like eq or whatever.  Your PLAYING your doin something your not mindlessly listening to Madden harp about someone's blocking being so strong he could push over a bus or some stupid crap. and NO COMMERCIALS at all in EQ.. well except the frigging auction channel but i turn that off on all my characters since i dont like commercials.



P.S. btw We are friends Axe and your a really kewl guy but I wont go back to watching sports again, I have found the world away from mindlessly watching others do things to be elightening and fun.. sorry bro. but you have fun blowing off your life and doin nothing k. :eek:

Here is the result of your 1500 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 555 of 1500 questions, making you 63.0% sexually pure (37.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 63.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 34%, based on a comparison of your test results with 97847 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 76.6%.
The first submission for this test was received March 5, 1996