Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

You are Duffman!!
You're a superhero-God of Beer. Saucy but bold, you're a man of few words. You are tough, smart, and know how to thrust your pelvis in the "direction of the problem".

hehe you guys are too much.

ok so i am two days late on this one.  You would be too if you had to move out of a swamp during wet season. and travel like a million miles to get a new home which is made up for 3 zones, mother had a fit an dmade a scene and the DE neighbours are looking at us funy already since mother grought over frozen froggy leftovers to make snadwiches...
Happy V-Day

Safe journey Lil, you can count on us for help anytime.

Just want to say GJ on the kael faction this week guys - Fiz and uno doing great :)

welcome to the gang targ :)

Welcome :)

how did this go?

welcome guys. Hope to see you all at our next raid.

LOL good one

/em tries to get out of the way when Fizz winds up with leather whip.

The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you only have one ass.
Feel better?


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If this joke is too offensive take it off but I was LOL for real when I read it :)

AM A WHALE!

Thought you'd enjoy this...

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> Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named
> chief of the Communist Party in China.
>
> HU'S ON FIRST
>
> (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinaman!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condi: Rice, here.
>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
> Chinese food in the Middle East?

gratz bud.