i havent seen any keepers around in a long time... i pray that guild isnt dead.. i have left but i loved keepers
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / Nice pic
May 11, 2004, 03:40:27 AM
Honestly how do you get around the size thing karlah?? isnt a dragon a bit big? >:) leave it to the ranj0r to ask
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / heheh
May 06, 2004, 03:04:05 AM
that poisin resistance wouldnt help you from those spiders that my bro took a pic of /shiver you might need a damn rifle to kill one of them
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / nice to give me a warnin im goin to
May 05, 2004, 09:07:47 PM
/smirk im gonna fark you up when you get home
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / hey lavitz its me again
May 04, 2004, 08:08:34 PM
dude i should smack you... out of all your DND days you never heard matt say reroll?
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / its nerd humor dont mind him..
May 04, 2004, 08:01:55 PM
yet again he may be the only nerd in the world that can kick my ass (he wishes) but it is kinda funny lol for those of you that dont know lavitz is my brother
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / heheheh
May 04, 2004, 08:00:12 PM
I'm his little brother and i put 10 bucks on hes to much of a punk to touch them! of course i would seeing as how im cool and he is a n00b and he ph33r's me :P
BTW man plz dont hurt me :)
BTW man plz dont hurt me :)
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / a competition for everything
May 04, 2004, 07:58:38 PM
WOOOOOOT im goin ta win me some o that! i hope its two ply!
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / hey guys click on this link it helps me out
November 09, 2003, 05:59:59 AM #10
Screenshots and Other Funny Things / My new threads
September 21, 2003, 09:43:27 AM
I can grow a prenhensile tail!!! man some guys have all the luck :(
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Screenshots and Other Funny Things / anarexic
August 22, 2003, 06:35:02 AM
are you anarexic sig lol :confused:
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General Topics / I got this chain letter in the mail and this is a great way to not get the effects
July 17, 2003, 02:32:22 AM
Dont be alarmed this is from a good friend of mine that i told if he ever sent me something like this again id kill him >:(
From: Casey
To: Alexis Bryant ; Pat DeBor ; Allie Eiseman ; Jeanie Gordon ; Sam Kaufman ; Ciara Pickles ; Arleigh Rose ; Zarena Sita ; Christie Walker ; Toni Wertz
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2003 8:31 PM
Subject: French letter
FRENCH LETTER
There was once a boy who got a letter in the mail. He opened it and the contents of it was in French. The boy asked his mother what it was and she looked it over. She didn't understand French, so she suggested to the boy to ask the French teacher at his school.
The next day before school, the boy walked up to the French teacher and asked her to read and translate the letter. The teacher agreed and began to read the Letter. The pleasant appearance on her face turned to anger as she continued reading the letter. She looked at the boy and said, "Don't even think about coming within five miles near me or I swear I will kill you!" And with that she sent the boy to the principal's office.
The principal was a little confused by the French teacher's reasons for sending the child to his office and asked the boy what happened. The boy explained how he gave her a note to translate and that she threw a fit. The principal nodded and asked to see the note and said that he knew French and would check out the letter. The boy reluctantly gave the letter and the principal read it. After reading the letter, the principal lowered the letter and revealed an angered face. "You're suspended. Come within five feet of this school and I swear I'll kill you!"
The boys parents were surprised to see him home early later that day. His mom asked him what happened and the boy explained what had happened. The boy's father said that he knew french and asked to read the letter and find out what could have been so bad that the boy had to be suspended.
Thinking that his father had some sense in him not to ground him or threaten him because of the letter, the boy allowed the father to read it. Suddenly, a low voice came from his dad that turned into a frightening yell, "You get out of this house now! If you come within five feet of us, I swear I'll kill you!!"
A few years later, the boy was successful in an army with several badges and many many adoring friends. One night he was asked why he ended up in the army. The young man spoke of his life before he received the letter, then the effects that it had on his life. His friends in the army listened to him very intently then asked if he had the letter with him after so many years. The young man nodded and everyone asked him to let them read it. Feeling that these were his friends and that since this was all in the past, the young man thought it would be okay to read it. So he took out the letter that had ruined his life and gave it to his friends who all gathered around it and read. After they had read it, they all stripped him from his badges and awards and yelled at him for not being worthy enough to stay in the army. He was banned from the premesis and was told, "If you come within five feet of this place, we swear we'll kill you!"
The young man, feeling deprived of anything good in life, walked along a high bridge and looked down. This was his only answer left in life. There was no longer anything he could do to make anything better and his life was torn to shreds because of that letter. Before he was about to jump, the young man saw a little kid walking across the bridge, too. "Excuse me," the young man asked the little kid. "Do you speak french by any chance?" "Of course," said the little kid. "Who doesn't?" "Well, could you please tell me what my letter says and promise not to theaten me or get angry like anyone else? This is very important and I'll even pay you to just tell me what it means and not say a word about this to anyone else. Could you please please help me?" asked the young man. The little kid smiled and nodded. "Okay."
Happy that the secret of his ruined life would be revealed, the boy eagerly searched for the letter in his pockets. The little kid getting quite a bit impatient hurried the young man saying that he needed to get home soon. "Oh, SHIT!" yelled the young man. What?" asked the little kid. "I left the letter in my army camp!"
>Eager to know what the letter said???
>Pass this to 5 people and a sentence of the letter will be sent to you.
>Pass this to 10 people and half will be sent to you.
>Pass it to 15 people or more and the whole letter will be sent back to you.
It's really really bad, too! So hurry!
cyaz! ~Casey~ :mad: :mad: :mad: :confused:
From: Casey
To: Alexis Bryant ; Pat DeBor ; Allie Eiseman ; Jeanie Gordon ; Sam Kaufman ; Ciara Pickles ; Arleigh Rose ; Zarena Sita ; Christie Walker ; Toni Wertz
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2003 8:31 PM
Subject: French letter
FRENCH LETTER
There was once a boy who got a letter in the mail. He opened it and the contents of it was in French. The boy asked his mother what it was and she looked it over. She didn't understand French, so she suggested to the boy to ask the French teacher at his school.
The next day before school, the boy walked up to the French teacher and asked her to read and translate the letter. The teacher agreed and began to read the Letter. The pleasant appearance on her face turned to anger as she continued reading the letter. She looked at the boy and said, "Don't even think about coming within five miles near me or I swear I will kill you!" And with that she sent the boy to the principal's office.
The principal was a little confused by the French teacher's reasons for sending the child to his office and asked the boy what happened. The boy explained how he gave her a note to translate and that she threw a fit. The principal nodded and asked to see the note and said that he knew French and would check out the letter. The boy reluctantly gave the letter and the principal read it. After reading the letter, the principal lowered the letter and revealed an angered face. "You're suspended. Come within five feet of this school and I swear I'll kill you!"
The boys parents were surprised to see him home early later that day. His mom asked him what happened and the boy explained what had happened. The boy's father said that he knew french and asked to read the letter and find out what could have been so bad that the boy had to be suspended.
Thinking that his father had some sense in him not to ground him or threaten him because of the letter, the boy allowed the father to read it. Suddenly, a low voice came from his dad that turned into a frightening yell, "You get out of this house now! If you come within five feet of us, I swear I'll kill you!!"
A few years later, the boy was successful in an army with several badges and many many adoring friends. One night he was asked why he ended up in the army. The young man spoke of his life before he received the letter, then the effects that it had on his life. His friends in the army listened to him very intently then asked if he had the letter with him after so many years. The young man nodded and everyone asked him to let them read it. Feeling that these were his friends and that since this was all in the past, the young man thought it would be okay to read it. So he took out the letter that had ruined his life and gave it to his friends who all gathered around it and read. After they had read it, they all stripped him from his badges and awards and yelled at him for not being worthy enough to stay in the army. He was banned from the premesis and was told, "If you come within five feet of this place, we swear we'll kill you!"
The young man, feeling deprived of anything good in life, walked along a high bridge and looked down. This was his only answer left in life. There was no longer anything he could do to make anything better and his life was torn to shreds because of that letter. Before he was about to jump, the young man saw a little kid walking across the bridge, too. "Excuse me," the young man asked the little kid. "Do you speak french by any chance?" "Of course," said the little kid. "Who doesn't?" "Well, could you please tell me what my letter says and promise not to theaten me or get angry like anyone else? This is very important and I'll even pay you to just tell me what it means and not say a word about this to anyone else. Could you please please help me?" asked the young man. The little kid smiled and nodded. "Okay."
Happy that the secret of his ruined life would be revealed, the boy eagerly searched for the letter in his pockets. The little kid getting quite a bit impatient hurried the young man saying that he needed to get home soon. "Oh, SHIT!" yelled the young man. What?" asked the little kid. "I left the letter in my army camp!"
>Eager to know what the letter said???
>Pass this to 5 people and a sentence of the letter will be sent to you.
>Pass this to 10 people and half will be sent to you.
>Pass it to 15 people or more and the whole letter will be sent back to you.
It's really really bad, too! So hurry!
cyaz! ~Casey~ :mad: :mad: :mad: :confused:
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