Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

Karlah and I have the pleasure to let you all know we have finally had the new addition to Ivedmg family.  He arrived at 9.09pm 12 October weighing 8.6lb (3.9kg).  

Mother was resistant to Ice, Fire and Magic so the melee had to go to work and hack him out via C-sectiion.  Both are doing well and I'll post some pic's when i have some.

X & K

found this ove in the shammies crucible.  Some nice info being found re the dungeon crawls

http://forums.interealms.com/shaman/showthread.php?threadid=19746

And this from Graffes

http://www.graffe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14423

Had this sent to me via email and couldnt stop laughing.


How to shower like a woman:

Get in shower.  Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumic stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.  Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.  Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake bodywash.

Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out off shower.  Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.  Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like A Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile.  Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo >sound.  Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  Make farting noises, (real or not) and laugh at how loud they are in
the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.  Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs
stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry-off. Fail to notice water on floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.  Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed.