Keepers of Fortitude - Saryrn / Bertoxxulous

as you can see, me and bum dont feel like being a large race anymore.

bleh, servers down..

i went to the eq webpage and dont think it was scheduled.. anyone know how long it will be until they are back up?


edit: nvm.. 5 seconds after i posted this i could log on again

@##$$^%&^* nerf!

affliction haste, efficiency and extention have been nerfed.

no longer it affects root, malosini, tash, cripple, charm, and most importantly.. SLOW

and for my luck (not)... just a couple of days after i dropped over 10k on a affliction efficiency IV item.. gratz bag.. circlet of falinkan i was about halfway done with also now completly useless.

this was the biggest ever nerf to shammys, the focuses gave 25% mana save on all those spells, 30% casting haste and 20% extention.

the shaman community boards going crazy.

thx vi, i h8 u.

mm i dont think i seen this many pets anywhere let alone a single group.

these peeps are so lucky, u all are jelous.

Happy New Year!



lets hear some new years resolutions ;)

where have you been? :( :(

I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Sporkmender can find Jesus as well.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Unoshato to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Fambenemule, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

To top it off, my mom grounded me this week because my grades are dropping, and she took my computer away, so I can't play EQ. I'm posting this from the school library though, but please don't tell on me, my mom will be really angry! Soulstar has my password though, so if you see me online, it isn't me.

Not to mention that everyone in the guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Fizzgig got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when he had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Nytehunter ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Airelyn, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Kaneril, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.

I can't ever forget how much i hate that asshole Vivace. Just yesterday, he tried to pick a fight with me. He called my mother a slut, and then I called him a fag. (I'm very clever, aren't I?) But then his friends Saiferus and Kazaba joined in and started making fun of me. I thought they were my friends, it really hurt my feelings.

Anyway, everyone who plays EQ is a big fucking loser. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you pale-skinned freaks of nature. Why don't you go outside and get some sunlight, you freaks of nature? I'm done posting here now, forever. Bye losers!

Love and kisses,
Fambene



*****no this isnt true*****.. i found this: I quit eq generator

Hi everybody, im a new member named Fambene, im a lvl15 gnome pally.

my old char was tristerian.

air.. can i pls have members access again? :) i want to download your ui.

ps: how u guys like my avatar? :D

hey guys, good to see you all are doing so well, gratz all on epics, colmir, soulstar and fizzgig.. awesome.  
/wave air
keep kicking ass!

i detaged a couple days ago, now im posting it on the msg boards just so everyone knows.. i left keepers, i have my reasons but im not going to list them out on the boards, if you want to talk about it feel free to send me a tell in game.
my best wishes to all of you, i had some good moments ill always treasure.

hey all, going on a trip with my family until Thursday, cya then.

this is way too good, read.. read it all.




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poof... thx focus items.

this is what happens when a lvl1 rogue named Muahahaha walks up to master yael and gets a death touch.. scaaaary

1240 gravity flux = bad mmkay?

this sums it up nicely.... i bring to you - chaos

Robe of Secrets
MAGIC ITEM  LORE ITEM  NO DROP  
Slot:   CHEST
AC: 65
Skill Mod: Evocation  +10%
STA: +25  CHA: +25  INT: +25  HP: +125  
MANA: +125  SV FIRE: +20  SV DISEASE: +20  SV COLD: +20  
SV MAGIC: +20  SV POISON: +20  
Recommended level of 60.
Effect: Flowing Thought VII (Worn)
WT:  0.0   Size: TINY
Class:   NEC WIZ MAG ENC  
Race:    ALL
 

'...'

look at us.. looking at the wall.. isnt this fun?