I am leaving!

[Fambene]

I'm quitting EQ. I've found Jesus, and he tells me that there is no room in my life for this game. He says it's Satan's tool. Also, I'm becoming a priest, so I won't have time to play anymore. I can only hope that my friend Sporkmender can find Jesus as well.

Of course it doesn't help that just yesterday I asked Unoshato to transfer some items for me. I've known him for a long time, so I thought I could trust him. After I logged on my other character, Fambenemule, I found him sitting there linkdead. I waited THREE HOURS for him to come back, and he never did! I haven't seen him since. I trusted him, and he ripped me off!

To top it off, my mom grounded me this week because my grades are dropping, and she took my computer away, so I can't play EQ. I'm posting this from the school library though, but please don't tell on me, my mom will be really angry! Soulstar has my password though, so if you see me online, it isn't me.

Not to mention that everyone in the guild is so greedy. Just yesterday, Fizzgig got a Super Death Sword of Invincible Doom, when he had just gotten a Mask of Discontent Housewives a week earlier. Not to mention that Nytehunter ninja'd a Bracer of Infinite Goatse later that day.

But that's hardly anything in comparison to all those long hours I spent cybering with Airelyn, and I even gave her lots of money and items! Then yesterday, out of nowhere she told me that she's actually a guy. Ever since, I can't do anything but take cold showers and think about castrating myself. I feel so raped! I can't believe that she's actually a guy.

Also, in my opinion, EverQuest is getting way too easy. All the fucking newbies can do anything in the game now, and zerg guilds always win. This game is being dumbed down for retards like Kaneril, and it makes me so angry! I don't think VI cares about anything but profit. Fucking assholes.

I can't ever forget how much i hate that asshole Vivace. Just yesterday, he tried to pick a fight with me. He called my mother a slut, and then I called him a fag. (I'm very clever, aren't I?) But then his friends Saiferus and Kazaba joined in and started making fun of me. I thought they were my friends, it really hurt my feelings.

Anyway, everyone who plays EQ is a big fucking loser. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, you pale-skinned freaks of nature. Why don't you go outside and get some sunlight, you freaks of nature? I'm done posting here now, forever. Bye losers!

Love and kisses,
Fambene



*****no this isnt true*****.. i found this: I quit eq generator

[Fizzgig]

I'm a girl you DORK

[Soulstar]

bahahaha.... mask of discontent housewives...

that's funny though, I really do have your password :p

[Airelyn]

ya I want that mask!  that's hilarious heh

[Fizzgig]

lol no fair you got to be a guy and cyber....hey I thought cyber was my job hehehehehe

[Airelyn]

lol i missed that part... woot for cyber!  heh

/em says in her deepest voice, "hey baby, no really I am a woman, don't let my voice fool you."

btw thanks for all the money and items heh

[unoshato]

lol