Radx make sure Mindy reads this

[ryverwind]

Actually Radx make sure you read this also, dont make the rest of us guys look bad.




Men's rules which women should live by.  Enjoy!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need    it down. You don't hear us
complaining about  you leaving it down.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not  work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
say it!

5. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do! Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact,  all comments become null and void after 7 days.

9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to  act like soap opera guys.

10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

12. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done.  Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

13. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

14. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,  for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no  idea what mauve is.

16. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

17. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

18. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you  don't want to hear.

19. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine.  Really.

20. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, golf, the shotgun formation, or
monster trucks.

21. You have enough clothes.

22. You have too many shoes.

23. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

24. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that; it's like
camping.

[Radx]

well we both read it porblem is Mindy doesnt fall to 90pct of those catagories. I always put the seat down anyways and neither of us like shoppin unless its for some type of really expensive electronic like uh a tv or a stereo or a computer.

[ryverwind]

Can you buy a camera and take a picture of yourself when reality finally slams you in the forehead..... Would be a priceless look on your face im sure.

Life is a little different when mom isnt making dinner and doing your laundry... dont say we didnt warn you...

[Radx]

ill take the warning's but i make my own dinner and i do my own laundry have done both since about 14ish.

[Fizzgig]

you can buy loo seats that put themselves down

sex is good for headaches

I DO dress like a victoria's secrets model often it makes me feel sexy....also while I'm on the subject those catologes aren't that hot the girls in aussie kmart cataloges show more.

I have two pairs of shoes one of which came with matching handbag and whip :)

and our couch is more comfortable than the bed.....if douv was in trouble I'd move :p




oh and when reality hits radx....(edited just in case they live in a floufy marshmallow land where everythings easy and nothing has hard corners)

[Radx]

I know there's a hard road ahead but with Mindy by my side i can take on anything that it has to offer. There isn't a thing i would change about her or my life cause if i did there's a chance i wouldn't have her now. All i want is everyone to have fun and have the best life possible. If you have a wife/ husband and they would give everything up for you then 99.9pct of the time u can take on anything.

[Lourdos]

LOL Ryverwind...:D

Seems as though you have the answer for everything hehe.

Sig has informed me that if I claim headaches he knows an interesting way to distribute aspirin ;)

And I have over 50 prs of shoes- but none of the came with a whip...perhaps I'm shopping at the wrong place :)

[Laiynla]

I never had a whip :(


But i do own a spiked collar and leash and some handcuffs.......


But none of them match my shoes :(


But a ceiling fan can be fun........

[vivace]

ryverwind is DA BOMB! listen to whatever advice he gives you. he is well learned.

[Leiyah]

wth?  none of my shoes came with whips.....where you shopping Fizzy?  /jealous.

and an interesting way to distribute aspirin....hrm.....

/hugs n smiles

[Nytehunter]

MUwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you guys make it sound like hes getting  married ... which  Hell i hope not   dont get married until yer 26   geeze  plenty of time  to get all the toys you want  before settling into a mortgage and a childs college fund.


FYI  4 wheelers are fun  get one  now  before its too late.



Love  is a soft white neck  and   a stong beating heart. . . .

[Leiyah]

Wait....you can still buy toys after you're married.....marriage does not = immediate children (well, it doesn't have to at least lol)

[Nytehunter]

im not sayin that it does im just sayin dont rush into marrage outta  high  school    peope need time to adjust  and sometimes that means  seperation time  and sometimes   being married thats not quite as possible as it should be  . .   take your time  enjoy  being a couple  for as long as ya feel like it  then when  ya  got all rough edges worn off   marrage can be alot of fun . . .

[Fizelle]

you guys make it sound like hes getting married

Lol Nyte where have you been?

[Nytehunter]

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