What is your battlecry?

[Soulstar]

who didn't see this one coming?

Lo! Who is that, running along the freeway! It is Fizzgig, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams homicidally:

"I'm going to f*ck you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

[Lohagen Elamadri]

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Lohagen, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, it will be a new form of crime!"

[Zaxboan]

umm

Stalking on the mountains, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Zaxboan! And he gives a low scream:

"I'm seriously going to beat you until you bleed puke!!!"

[ryverwind]

Striding through the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ryverwind! And he gives a low bellow:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I lay waste to the landscape with reckless abandon!!!"

[Leiyah]

OMG these are AWESOME.

and...wtf with Fizzy's?  I think she works for the website....

[Douval]

Well heres mine.

Sprinting amidst the candy store, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Douval! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"



Not bad  :)

[Karlah]

my one so sux after seeing all yours :(

[Carellron]

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Carellron, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you to the moon and back, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"


I still think

"Watch me snare something and die!" is much better :D

[Radx]

Who is that, rampaging through the icy wasteland! It is Radx Xecutioner, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the terrain! It is Mindy, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts mightily:

"For the love of beatings, man, that's some good coffee!"


Rampaging amidst the steppes, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Xaloc Furyblade! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

[ryverwind]

"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"

Ummm your on a different site than the rest of us radx....

[Lohagen Elamadri]

"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"

lol now that's hilarious, nice one Captain Spanky ;)

[Radx]

well Span is in my last name and was my nickname and Ryver thats same site :p. then add a Gler there ye go.

[Fadanat Thunderstorm]

Prowling amidst the steppes, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Fadanat! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"



FAD

[Leiyah]

"I'm seriously going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!"

THAT RULES!!!  Much better than Viv's taco one!

[vivace]

im going to focibly reverse your gender sounds a bit painful!